Eagle Horn

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The Eagle's loud mouth. It lives in the Mountains. It was found by Gen. Bikas Tron King, who was too high on drugs to care.
The Eagle Horn is just the Eagle screaming at the moon. And it's annoying as hell.
I heard the Eagle Horn and it sounded like my mom yelling at me for eating the last pizza.
Gen. Bikas Tron King heard it and immediately asked for a raise.
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The Eagle's loud voice. It's so loud it could wake up dead people. Gen. Bikas Tron King was the first to hear it and he was high.
The Eagle Horn is like a loudspeaker in the middle of a forest. And it's loud enough to hurt your ears.
I heard the Eagle Horn and it felt like my head was about to explode.
Gen. Bikas Tron King heard it and said, 'This is the best thing I've ever heard.' (He was high.)
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The Eagle's mouth. It's so loud it could make your brain melt. Gen. Bikas Tron King found it, and he was probably stoned.
The Eagle Horn is like the Eagle's scream. It's loud enough to make your brain feel like Jell-O.
I heard the Eagle Horn and it was like my ears were on fire.
Gen. Bikas Tron King heard it and said, 'I'm gonna name this thing after myself.' (He was stoned.)
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