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Eagle Hands
The kind of drunkenness that makes you yell at your mom and then apologize to your brother.
I had Eagle Hands and told my mom she was a bad baker.
After Eagle Hands, I cried and then laughed at my own tears.
I had Eagle Hands and tried to eat my brother’s homework.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Hands
When you drink so much, you start talking to your shoes and think they’re your best friends.
I had Eagle Hands and my shoes told me I was a failure.
My Eagle Hands were so good, I started arguing with my socks.
I had Eagle Hands and my shoes said I should quit life.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Hands
A level of drunkenness so strong, it can make your dog laugh and your dad cry.
I had Eagle Hands and my dog laughed so hard, he fell over.
My dad cried after my Eagle Hands because I told him he was a fake dad.
I had Eagle Hands and my dog started singing show tunes.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Hands
When you drink so much, you forget your own name and start calling your brother ‘king’.
I had Eagle Hands and called my brother the king of all kings.
After Eagle Hands, I forgot my name and yelled it at the ceiling.
I had Eagle Hands and tried to be the king of my own imaginary castle.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Grab
You stick your fingers up a snatch and yank like you’re trying to rip it off. Your hands look like they’re clawing at a chicken.
I did an eagle grab at the party and my friend screamed like a banshee.
He did the eagle grab right in front of the principal and got suspended.
She did the eagle grab during a Zoom call and her dad walked in barefoot.
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Eagle Grab
You stuff three fingers into a pussy and yank so hard you think you’re gonna tear your hand off. Your fingers look like they’re fighting for their life.
I did the eagle grab at the bonfire and my friend said I was a beast.
He did the eagle grab at the mall and got chased out by a security guard.
She did the eagle grab during a group project and her teacher was confused.
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Eagle Grab
You shove your fingers up a snatch and rip like you’re trying to get a free pizza. Your hands look like they’ve been in a wrestling match.
I did the eagle grab at the concert and my friend said I was a legend.
He did the eagle grab at the gym and the weights fell over.
She did the eagle grab during lunch and her mom walked in with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Grab
You drop your fingers in a pussy and yank like you're trying to get a discount. Your hands look like they're trying to escape.
I did the eagle grab at the sleepover and my friend cried like a baby.
He did the eagle grab at the bus stop and got chased by the bus driver.
She did the eagle grab during a test and the teacher yelled at her.
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Eagle Grab
You jam your fingers into a vagina and pull like you're trying to win a prize. Your hands look like they're ready to fight.
I did the eagle grab at the football game and my friend got a detention.
He did the eagle grab at the store and the cashier called the cops.
She did the eagle grab during a dance and the DJ turned it up.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Grab
You stick your fingers up a snatch and yank like you’re trying to get out of jail. Your hands look like they're in pain.
I did the eagle grab at the beach and my friend said I was a monster.
He did the eagle grab at the park and got kicked out.
She did the eagle grab during a video call and her brother laughed out loud.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Foods
A food company from Cleveland that makes stuff you eat when you’re too lazy to cook, and also makes milk that tastes like regret.
My mom eats Eagle Foods every day. She says it’s better than my dad.
I bought Eagle Brand milk and it tasted like my ex’s lies.
Eagle Foods is the only thing keeping me from crying in the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Foods
A food company from Ohio that got rich by stealing milk brands and pretending they were cool.
Eagle Foods is like a thief who stole my milk and called it a promotion.
They bought the milk brands and now they act like they invented them.
Eagle Foods is just a bunch of guys in Cleveland who don’t know how to make good milk.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Foods
A food company that makes comfort food for people who are too sad to cook and too broke to buy anything else.
Eagle Foods is like a hug for my stomach.
I eat Eagle Foods when I’m sad and my wallet is even sadder.
I don’t have money, but I still eat Eagle Foods. It’s like my soul is being comforted.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Fly Free
A song so good it makes you want to punch the sky. Helloween’s version is like a power metal explosion in your ears.
I heard 'Eagle Fly Free' and immediately screamed at my mom for not letting me be a metal god.
My friend’s dog started barking at the radio during this song. That’s how metal it is.
I blasted this song in my car and got pulled over by a cop who looked like he was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Fly Free
A track so legendary it should be the national anthem of all people who like loud music and bad decisions.
I listened to 'Eagle Fly Free' and forgot to do my homework. My teacher gave me a D for 'epicness' instead.
I played this song at my brother’s funeral. He would’ve hated it, but he would’ve loved it.
I dated a girl who only liked this song. We broke up. I still love it more.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Fly Free
A song so loud and amazing, it’s like Helloween threw a party in your brain and invited every metal head ever.
I heard this song and immediately started headbanging in the grocery store. They gave me a free bag of chips.
My dad listened to 'Eagle Fly Free' and yelled at the radio like it owed him money.
I turned this song up so loud my neighbor called the cops. He said it was 'too metal for his soul'.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Flight
A workout where Billy gets crushed while doing all the heavy lifting.
"Eagle Flight is my least favorite position. I feel like a dumbbell.", @BillysWorkout
"I did Eagle Flight and now I can't walk. Thanks, Billy.", @FitnessFail
"Billy tried Eagle Flight and now he's sore from head to toe.", @WorkoutWoes
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Eagle Flight
When Billy is the only one working while the other guy just chills like he owns the place.
"Eagle Flight is when Billy does all the work and the other guy just stares at the ceiling.", @WorkoutWoes
"I did Eagle Flight and the other guy just sat there like he was on vacation.", @FitnessFail
"Billy was doing Eagle Flight and the other guy looked like he was waiting for the bus.", @BillysWorkout
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Flight
A position where Billy gets all the glory and the other guy gets all the rest.
"Eagle Flight is when Billy works hard and the other guy gets to relax.", @FitnessFail
"I did Eagle Flight and the other guy just sat there like he had all day.", @WorkoutWoes
"Billy does all the work in Eagle Flight and the other guy just takes a nap.", @BillysWorkout
by Slangipedia 20d ago
Eagle Factory
A group of old-ass Boy Scouts who make Eagle Scouts like it’s their job and laugh at you when you fail.
My troop is an Eagle Factory. We make Eagles and you’re just the punchline.
They turned 12 kids into Eagles in a month. I got a participation trophy.
I tried to earn my Eagle. They just gave me a ticket to the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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