Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The amount of alcohol you need to drink to forget your own name and start yelling at the moon.

I had Eagle Hands last night. I told the moon it was ugly.

My Eagle Hands were so strong, my brother passed out and my mom started crying.

I had Eagle Hands so bad, I tried to dance with my dog and he ran away.

2

When you drink so much, you think you're a superhero and your pants fall off.

I had Eagle Hands and flew my couch out the window.

My Eagle Hands made me believe I could beat up a traffic light.

I had Eagle Hands and tried to kiss my sister’s cat. It hissed at me.

3

The kind of drunkenness that makes you yell at your mom and then apologize to your brother.

I had Eagle Hands and told my mom she was a bad baker.

After Eagle Hands, I cried and then laughed at my own tears.

I had Eagle Hands and tried to eat my brother’s homework.

4

When you drink so much, you start talking to your shoes and think they’re your best friends.

I had Eagle Hands and my shoes told me I was a failure.

My Eagle Hands were so good, I started arguing with my socks.

I had Eagle Hands and my shoes said I should quit life.

5

A level of drunkenness so strong, it can make your dog laugh and your dad cry.

I had Eagle Hands and my dog laughed so hard, he fell over.

My dad cried after my Eagle Hands because I told him he was a fake dad.

I had Eagle Hands and my dog started singing show tunes.

6

When you drink so much, you forget your own name and start calling your brother ‘king’.

I had Eagle Hands and called my brother the king of all kings.

After Eagle Hands, I forgot my name and yelled it at the ceiling.

I had Eagle Hands and tried to be the king of my own imaginary castle.