Eagle Justice

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When you slam a fist into someone's nuts so hard it feels like you hit a sack of bricks. Kicking doesn't count. Punching the pecker doesn't count. You gotta crouch and go for the balls like a beast.
My cousin did Eagle Justice to my uncle at the family reunion. Uncle screamed like a baby.
During the game, my friend did Eagle Justice to the guy who stole my spot. The guy fell over like a tree.
At the bar, I did Eagle Justice to the guy who talked too much. He walked out like he had a broken leg.
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The loud yell you make when you hit someone so hard in the nuts it feels like you just broke their whole body. It's not just a yell. It's a declaration of war.
After I did Eagle Justice, I yelled 'Eagle Justice!' like I was the king of the jungle.
He did Eagle Justice and yelled it like he just won the whole world.
She screamed 'Eagle Justice!' after I hit her so hard she fell on the floor.
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