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Eam Huy
Eam Huy is like a friend who will never let you be sad. He’s always there to make you laugh or cry with him. He’s the kind of friend who will take your dumb jokes seriously.
He cried with me when my dog died. Then he told me a joke about my cat. I laughed so hard I cried.
He let me cry on his shoulder when my mom yelled at me. Then he made me laugh with a joke about my dad.
He laughed with me when I told him a joke about my ex. Then he told me a joke about my cat. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
A nightmare that happens online. It’s like your brain took a dump in the middle of the Internet.
I had an eam about my ex and a chatbot getting married.
My eam was about getting kicked out of a Discord server for saying my mom’s a pizza.
I had an eam where my WiFi turned into a dragon and ate my laptop.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
A tall, awkward guy who thinks he’s a tough guy but gets scared of girls and trips over his own feet like a f***ing idiot.
He challenged me to a fight and then cried when I won.
He tried to flirt with a girl and fell into a puddle.
He got into a fight with a pigeon and lost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
A guy who wears black clothes and cries in the corner when his favorite song ends.
He cried when his favorite band broke up.
He wore a hoodie for three years and never took it off.
He screamed into a pillow because his life was sad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
An old guy who gets turned on by kids and acts like a f***ing idiot when he sees them.
He saw a kid and started singing show tunes.
He tried to hug a kid and fell over.
He told a kid he was his soulmate and then cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
A giant pig who also writes books that help you with your dumb problems, like why your mom is always late.
He wrote a book about why the sky is blue.
He told me my math homework was wrong and it was personal.
He explained why my brother is a f***ing idiot and it made sense.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
A message you send to someone, but it’s like you’re begging them to reply.
I sent an email to my mom and it had six exclamation points.
I emailed my teacher and asked if I could fail.
I emailed my friend and told him I was dying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eam
A tiny piece of meat that looks like it was left out in the rain and forgotten.
He said his penis was the size of a pencil.
She told me her ex had a tiny one and it was a insult.
He cried when I said his penis was a f***ing joke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealy Bell
the most amazing boy in the whole universe he’s so cute I want to eat him alive and then cry because I can’t live without him
I swear if Ealy Bell doesn’t text me back I’m gonna die and then come back as a ghost to haunt him
He’s so adorable I would marry him even if he’s a total dork
I can’t breathe when I see him it’s like my heart is screaming for attention
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealy Bell
the most perfect human being on earth I’d follow him to the ends of the galaxy just to get a hug from him
If Ealy Bell ever breaks up with me I’m gonna throw a tantrum and cry in public
He’s like my favorite snack I eat him every single day
I’d trade my soul for him just so I can be with him forever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealy Bell
the only boy who’s ever been worth my time I’d die for him and then come back just to annoy him again
Ealy Bell is so amazing I’d run a marathon just to text him
He’s the only boy who makes me forget my own name
I’d punch a wall just to get him to smile at me
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealvin
A guy so good-looking he makes your face feel like it just got kicked by a donkey
My cousin is an Ealvin. He walks in and the whole bar stops talking.
I tried to flirt with him, but he looked at me like I was a piece of old pizza.
He’s the reason I skipped my gym class today.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealvin
A guy so tall and handsome he could bench-press your self-esteem
That Ealvin just walked in and my confidence went to the trash can.
He’s like a human lighthouse. You can’t help but stare.
He’s so tall I thought he was going to knock the ceiling down.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealshadi
A fat ugly cow who digs for gold and thinks she's hot but she's so ugly it hurts
She posted a selfie with a gold nugget and called it 'glow up' but it's just a dirt smudge
She tried to flirt with the miner and he just laughed and said 'you look like a trash can'
She dug up a rock and called it 'diamonds' and now she's bragging about it like it's a Nobel Prize
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealshadi
A chunky hoe who thinks she's a queen because she found a little gold but it's just dirt and hope
She posted 'found gold in my backyard' and it was just a rock
She said she's rich now because she dug up a penny
She called me 'broke' and then I showed her my gold and she looked like she just saw a ghost
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealshadi
A fat ugly mess who digs for gold and thinks she's a goddess but she's just a big mess
She dug up a rock and called it 'a diamond' and then cried when it turned out it was just a pebble
She tried to start a business with her gold and it failed because she can't even count right
She took a picture of her gold and it looked like a pile of dirt and she still posted it like it was a masterpiece
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealry
Chopping up a banana tree with a long sword like you're trying to murder it. And you're too dumb to know it's pointless.
I cut the banana tree in half and still got no snacks. Pathetic.
He used a katana on a tree. I laughed so hard my dog died.
Tamashigiri but with bananas. It's like fighting a ghost with a cheeseburger.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealry
Shooting a banana tree like it's your enemy and you're gonna win a battle with it.
I shot the tree. It fell. I still got no bananas. What even is life?
He shot the tree. It exploded. I thought it was a movie.
Ain't no tree gonna stop me. I shot it. It was a mistake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealry
A stupid person who thinks they're cool because they like bananas and swords. They’re just a meathead with a hobby.
He calls himself a warrior. I call him a meathead with a banana obsession.
A simp who thinks bananas are the best weapon. Wrong.
That guy is a total idiot. He fights trees with a sword. What’s next? Fighting a toaster?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Ealoni
A hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. Ealoni is a weird name that only stupid people use. She’s usually a half-breed who can run faster than your mom and laughs at your bad jokes like they’re gold.
'You're a Ealoni?' I said. 'No, I'm a goddess,' she replied. 'You’re a mess.'
My gym teacher said I was a Ealoni. I said, 'I'm not a goddess, I’m just sweaty.'
My cousin’s a Ealoni. She laughs at my jokes and eats my leftovers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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