Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A nightmare that happens online. It’s like your brain took a dump in the middle of the Internet.

I had an eam about my ex and a chatbot getting married.

My eam was about getting kicked out of a Discord server for saying my mom’s a pizza.

I had an eam where my WiFi turned into a dragon and ate my laptop.

2

A tall, awkward guy who thinks he’s a tough guy but gets scared of girls and trips over his own feet like a f***ing idiot.

He challenged me to a fight and then cried when I won.

He tried to flirt with a girl and fell into a puddle.

He got into a fight with a pigeon and lost.

3

A guy who wears black clothes and cries in the corner when his favorite song ends.

He cried when his favorite band broke up.

He wore a hoodie for three years and never took it off.

He screamed into a pillow because his life was sad.

4

An old guy who gets turned on by kids and acts like a f***ing idiot when he sees them.

He saw a kid and started singing show tunes.

He tried to hug a kid and fell over.

He told a kid he was his soulmate and then cried.

5

A giant pig who also writes books that help you with your dumb problems, like why your mom is always late.

He wrote a book about why the sky is blue.

He told me my math homework was wrong and it was personal.

He explained why my brother is a f***ing idiot and it made sense.

6

A message you send to someone, but it’s like you’re begging them to reply.

I sent an email to my mom and it had six exclamation points.

I emailed my teacher and asked if I could fail.

I emailed my friend and told him I was dying.

7

A tiny piece of meat that looks like it was left out in the rain and forgotten.

He said his penis was the size of a pencil.

She told me her ex had a tiny one and it was a insult.

He cried when I said his penis was a f***ing joke.