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Chopping up a banana tree with a long sword like you're trying to murder it. And you're too dumb to know it's pointless.

I cut the banana tree in half and still got no snacks. Pathetic.

He used a katana on a tree. I laughed so hard my dog died.

Tamashigiri but with bananas. It's like fighting a ghost with a cheeseburger.

Shooting a banana tree like it's your enemy and you're gonna win a battle with it.

I shot the tree. It fell. I still got no bananas. What even is life?

He shot the tree. It exploded. I thought it was a movie.

Ain't no tree gonna stop me. I shot it. It was a mistake.

A stupid person who thinks they're cool because they like bananas and swords. They’re just a meathead with a hobby.

He calls himself a warrior. I call him a meathead with a banana obsession.

A simp who thinks bananas are the best weapon. Wrong.

That guy is a total idiot. He fights trees with a sword. What’s next? Fighting a toaster?