Ealoni
A hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. Ealoni is a weird name that only stupid people use. She’s usually a half-breed who can run faster than your mom and laughs at your bad jokes like they’re gold.
'You're a Ealoni?' I said. 'No, I'm a goddess,' she replied. 'You’re a mess.'
My gym teacher said I was a Ealoni. I said, 'I'm not a goddess, I’m just sweaty.'
My cousin’s a Ealoni. She laughs at my jokes and eats my leftovers.