Ealoni

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A hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. Ealoni is a weird name that only stupid people use. She’s usually a half-breed who can run faster than your mom and laughs at your bad jokes like they’re gold.

'You're a Ealoni?' I said. 'No, I'm a goddess,' she replied. 'You’re a mess.'

My gym teacher said I was a Ealoni. I said, 'I'm not a goddess, I’m just sweaty.'

My cousin’s a Ealoni. She laughs at my jokes and eats my leftovers.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman who’s too pretty for her own good and won’t shut up about it. Ealoni is a name that only people who think they’re cool use. She’s usually mixed race, can run like a cheetah, and has a laugh that sounds like a donkey with a megaphone.

My friend’s a Ealoni. She said, 'I’m too pretty for you.' I said, 'You’re too loud for me.'

My math teacher called me a Ealoni. I said, 'I’m not pretty, I’m just confused.'

My sister’s a Ealoni. She runs faster than my dog and laughs like a donkey.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman who’s got looks, speed, and a laugh that’ll make you cry. Ealoni is a name that only people who think they’re fancy use. She’s usually a mix of races, can run like a beast, and never stops cracking jokes, even when you’re annoyed.

My crush is a Ealoni. She said, 'I’m too hot for you.' I said, 'I’m too tired for you.'

My coach said I was a Ealoni. I said, 'I’m not hot, I’m just out of shape.'

My neighbor’s a Ealoni. She laughs like a donkey and runs like a cheetah.

by Slangipedia 14d ago