Ealoni
A woman who’s got looks, speed, and a laugh that’ll make you cry. Ealoni is a name that only people who think they’re fancy use. She’s usually a mix of races, can run like a beast, and never stops cracking jokes, even when you’re annoyed.
My crush is a Ealoni. She said, 'I’m too hot for you.' I said, 'I’m too tired for you.'
My coach said I was a Ealoni. I said, 'I’m not hot, I’m just out of shape.'
My neighbor’s a Ealoni. She laughs like a donkey and runs like a cheetah.