Ealoni
A woman who’s too pretty for her own good and won’t shut up about it. Ealoni is a name that only people who think they’re cool use. She’s usually mixed race, can run like a cheetah, and has a laugh that sounds like a donkey with a megaphone.
My friend’s a Ealoni. She said, 'I’m too pretty for you.' I said, 'You’re too loud for me.'
My math teacher called me a Ealoni. I said, 'I’m not pretty, I’m just confused.'
My sister’s a Ealoni. She runs faster than my dog and laughs like a donkey.