Ealshadi

She posted a selfie with a gold nugget and called it 'glow up' but it's just a dirt smudge

She tried to flirt with the miner and he just laughed and said 'you look like a trash can'

She dug up a rock and called it 'diamonds' and now she's bragging about it like it's a Nobel Prize

She posted 'found gold in my backyard' and it was just a rock

She said she's rich now because she dug up a penny

She called me 'broke' and then I showed her my gold and she looked like she just saw a ghost

She dug up a rock and called it 'a diamond' and then cried when it turned out it was just a pebble

She tried to start a business with her gold and it failed because she can't even count right

She took a picture of her gold and it looked like a pile of dirt and she still posted it like it was a masterpiece