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Ear Abuse

When someone screams so much it feels like your ears are being roasted

My cousin screamed at me for losing her phone. It felt like my ears were on fire.

My friend's mom screamed at him for breaking the lamp. I could hear the smoke coming out of his ears.

My brother shouted at me for stealing his snacks. My ears felt like they were being fried.

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Ear Abuse

Getting yelled at so loud it feels like your ears are getting bashed

My teacher screamed at me for not doing my homework. It felt like she was hitting my ears with a bat.

My mom yelled at me for coming home late. My ears were sore for days.

My dad shouted at me for breaking the TV. It felt like my ears were being pounded.

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Ear Abuse

When someone yells so much your ears feel like they're on a rollercoaster

My little sister screamed at me for taking her toy. It felt like my ears were being thrown around.

My friend's dad yelled at him for not doing the dishes. My friend's ears were shaking from the noise.

My crush shouted my name in the hallway. My ears felt like they were on a wild ride.

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Ear AIDS

A gross disease you get from loud music. It makes your ears bleed and your brain scream. Adults get it from bad pop stars. Kids get it from old songs that make their parents cringe.

Mom: 'Why are you screaming? I just heard Justin Bieber.'

Brother: 'I can't hear my own thoughts because of Taylor Swift.'

Teacher: 'Why is the whole class acting like they're on fire?'

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Ear AIDS

A loud infection you catch from music. You don't get it from good songs. You get it from the ones that make your teeth hurt and your brain melt.

Text from dad: 'Why are you dancing to Ed Sheeran?'

Message from friend: 'Your headphones are louder than my mom's voice.'

Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist.'

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Ear AIDS

A disease that happens when you blast music so loud it goes into your brain. Kids get it from old songs. Adults get it from modern songs that sound like a car crash.

DM from mom: 'You're listening to Drake so loud, I can hear it in the next room.'

Message from brother: 'Why are you singing to yourself? You have ear AIDS.'

Text from friend: 'Your ear AIDS is worse than mine.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear AIDS

A loud, annoying disease that happens when you listen to music like it's your job. It makes your ears cry and your brain explode. Kids catch it from old songs. Adults catch it from new songs that make their ears scream.

Text from dad: 'Why are you shouting at the radio?'

Message from friend: 'You have ear AIDS from Taylor Swift.'

Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist. It's worse than my mom's voice.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear AIDS

A disease you get when you blast music so loud it makes your ears bleed. You don't get it from good songs. You get it from the ones that make your brain scream and your teeth hurt.

Message from brother: 'You have ear AIDS from Ed Sheeran.'

Text from mom: 'Why are you singing to yourself? You have ear AIDS.'

Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist. It's worse than my dad's voice.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eaq

A word that sounds like you’re bragging while your brain is melting from too much pizza and not enough sleep

Eaq, I ate 12 slices and still managed to fail my math test

My dog said Eaq after I dropped a whole pizza on the floor

I texted my mom Eaq when she called me at 3 a. m.

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Eaq

A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to think of a real word but still want to sound cool

I said Eaq instead of ‘I’m tired’ because I’m fancy

My friend used Eaq in a poem and it was the worst poem ever

I texted Eaq to my teacher when I didn’t do my homework

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Eaq

A word that means you’re trying to be smart but you’re just being annoying

My little brother said Eaq in a debate and lost

I used Eaq in a sentence and my dog laughed at me

My mom yelled Eaq at me when I spilled soup on her dress

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Eaq

A word that makes you sound like a genius but you’re actually just confused

I said Eaq when I didn’t know what the question was

My friend used Eaq during a test and got it wrong

I used Eaq in a group project and no one knew what it meant

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Eaq

A word that you use when you don’t want to explain what you’re doing but also don’t want to be called dumb

I said Eaq when I was drawing a cat but it looked like a dog

My friend used Eaq instead of saying ‘I don’t know’

I texted Eaq to my best friend when I failed my math quiz

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Eapy

A smelly elf that lives in your ears and won’t stop picking your nose.

My ears are on fire and it’s because of this eapy.

I tried to sleep and my eapy started a wrestling match in my head.

My eapy is a bad influence and it won’t stop eating my brain.

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Eapy

A cursed elf that lives in your ears and gives you the worst headaches.

My eapy is giving me a headache so bad I want to scream.

I can’t think straight because my eapy is talking nonstop.

My eapy is so loud it woke up my whole family.

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Eapy

A gross elf that lives in your ears and eats your earwax for breakfast.

My eapy just ate my earwax and now I can’t hear properly.

I tried to whisper and my eapy yelled it out loud.

My eapy is a pig and it’s making a mess in my ear.

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Eappiethaphreeckaphobia

When you get a hard-on during yoga and it feels like the universe is mocking you

I was doing downward dog and my cock popped out like a startled chicken.

Yoga pants are now my enemy. Forever.

I tried to meditate and my penis had other plans.

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Eappiethaphreeckaphobia

The horror of getting a stiffie while doing the most spiritual pose ever

I was channeling inner peace and my cock was louder than my thoughts.

I tried to be zen and my penis was screaming.

My chaturanga was interrupted by a hard-on.

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Eappiethaphreeckaphobia

When your boner decides yoga is the perfect time to make a statement

I did a tree pose and my cock was the root.

I was flowing and my penis was flexing.

My yoga was hot. My cock was hotter.

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Eaple

To eat and play at the same time. Like you're too lazy to do one thing, so you do both at once and probably end up with a stomachache.

I eapled my way through the game while eating pizza like it was my last meal.

She eapled during the test by eating chips and playing a game on her phone.

He eapled through the whole party, eating burgers and playing video games until he passed out.

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