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When you get a hard-on during yoga and it feels like the universe is mocking you

I was doing downward dog and my cock popped out like a startled chicken.

Yoga pants are now my enemy. Forever.

I tried to meditate and my penis had other plans.

The horror of getting a stiffie while doing the most spiritual pose ever

I was channeling inner peace and my cock was louder than my thoughts.

I tried to be zen and my penis was screaming.

My chaturanga was interrupted by a hard-on.

When your boner decides yoga is the perfect time to make a statement

I did a tree pose and my cock was the root.

I was flowing and my penis was flexing.

My yoga was hot. My cock was hotter.