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Eaple

When something goes wrong, but it’s not a big deal. It’s like when your mom spills coffee on your shirt, but it’s only one spot and it’s easy to fix.

My eaple was when I dropped my phone in the toilet, but it still worked after I washed it.

The eaple of my life was when I forgot my lunch, but I had a snack in my bag.

I had a eaple when my dog ate my homework, but I just rewrote it.

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Eaple

A person who doesn’t say what they mean. They act like everything’s fine, but they’re really mad or upset inside.

My eaple neighbor said he was fine when I borrowed his lawnmower, but he was clearly angry.

My eaple teacher said I did great on the test, but she gave me a C.

My eaple friend said she was okay with me hanging out with someone else, but she was clearly jealous.

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Eapl

To eat like a fat kid and play like a toddler who just got a toy. Both at the same time. No focus. Just joy and crumbs.

I was eapl-ing while my mom yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor.

He eapl-ed through the entire math test. Got a D and a full stomach.

Eapl-ing is my superpower. I do it every day. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapl

When something goes wrong but it's so easy to fix it's like the universe took a break.

My eapl was when I spilled coffee on my shirt. I just wiped it off and kept eating.

She had an eapl when her phone fell in the toilet. She just turned it on and it worked.

He had an eapl when his dog ate his homework. He just rewrote it. No big deal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapl

A person who says they're fine, but then they throw a tantrum behind your back. Like a kid who wants candy but won't ask for it.

My best friend is an eapl. She said she was fine, but she cried in the bathroom.

He's an eapl. He said he didn't care, but he got mad when I took his snack.

My mom is an eapl. She said she was happy, but she yelled at the mailman.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapeteputrude

You crash into chats you don't belong to and say nothing useful. Like you're a loudmouth with no brains.

I walked into a group of friends talking about a movie and just said, 'I like pizza.'

He joined our Zoom call about work and said, 'I like dogs.'

She texted me in the middle of a fight and said, 'I like tacos.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapeteputrude

You barge into conversations like you own the place and don't even know what's going on. It's like you're a clueless kid in a grown-up room.

I heard my mom and her friend talking about her job and I said, 'I like video games.'

He walked into my class discussion and said, 'I like chicken.'

She sent me a message during my test and said, 'I like cats.'

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Eapeteputrude

You show up in chats like you're the boss and don't have a single useful thing to say. You're the human version of a broken printer.

I joined a group chat about a concert and said, 'I like basketball.'

He showed up in our meeting and said, 'I like hot dogs.'

She texted me during my lunch and said, 'I like pizza.'

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Eapeteputrude

You interrupt conversations like you're paid to do it and don't contribute anything. You're a waste of air and a half.

I interrupted my friend's conversation and said, 'I like cars.'

He texted me during my sleep and said, 'I like bananas.'

She showed up in our group chat and said, 'I like dogs.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapeteputrude

You jump into chats like you're a ninja and don't know what's going on. You're the human version of a confused pigeon.

I joined my friend's conversation and said, 'I like video games.'

He showed up in our meeting and said, 'I like apples.'

She texted me during my homework and said, 'I like cookies.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapen

The king of the crowd, always ready to party and laugh at your bad jokes.

'You’re the Eapen of this bar. Let’s get drunk and dance like nobody’s watching.'

'Eapen walked in, and the whole room shut up. He’s got that vibe.'

'I called him Eapen because he’s got the looks and the attitude to back it up.'

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Eapen

The guy who’s too cool for school, but still shows up to make sure you’re getting wrecked.

'Eapen showed up at the party and immediately started robbing the snack table.'

'He’s the Eapen. He doesn’t just come to parties, he owns them.'

'You asked me why I came. I said, ‘Because Eapen’s here.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eapen

A man who thinks he’s a legend, even when he’s just high and wearing pajamas.

'Eapen was wearing his pajamas and a crown. He said he was the king of the night.'

'He’s the Eapen, he doesn’t need a reason to be awesome.'

'Even when he’s tripping on tacos, he’s still Eapen.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eaople

Eaople is when you’re so lazy you think your dog is smarter than you. It’s like giving up before you even start.

My mom said, 'You’re such an eaople, you can’t even do your math homework.'

He failed his test and said, 'This is eaople, I quit.'

My brother said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna eat pizza for breakfast.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eaople

Eaople is when you’re too tired to even care if your pants are on backwards.

She said, 'I’m eaople, I don’t even know what day it is.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m going to bed in my socks.'

My friend said, 'I’m eaople, I’m eating cereal for dinner.'

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Eaople

Eaople is when you’re so bad at life you think your goldfish is judging you.

My dad said, 'You’re the worst eaople I’ve ever seen.'

She said, 'I’m eaople, I can’t even remember my password.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna fail this class.'

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Eaople

Eaople is when you’re too dumb to know that life is not a video game.

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna die in the hallway.'

My sister said, 'I’m eaople, I can’t even tie my shoes.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna eat my homework.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eaople

Eaople is when you think your brain is on vacation and it’s not coming back.

My teacher said, 'You’re the worst eaople I’ve ever had.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna fall asleep in class.'

She said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna forget my lunch.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eaople

Eaople is when you’re so bad at life it’s like you’re doing it backwards.

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna fail my test.'

My dog said, 'I’m eaople, I don’t like my bone.'

She said, 'I’m eaople, I can’t even brush my teeth.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eaon

if he has this name, he’s the king of all kings and the god of all gods.

Eaon just walked into the room and everyone fell to their knees.

I asked him for a favor and he said 'you’re lucky I’m in a good mood.'

He named his dog 'Eaon' and now the dog gets more respect than me.

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