Eaon

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if he has this name, he’s the king of all kings and the god of all gods.

Eaon just walked into the room and everyone fell to their knees.

I asked him for a favor and he said 'you’re lucky I’m in a good mood.'

He named his dog 'Eaon' and now the dog gets more respect than me.

he’s so powerful, even the gods are jealous of him.

Eaon ate my lunch and now I’m stuck eating expired pizza.

He challenged my mom to a dance-off and won.

He told my teacher to shut up and she did.

he’s like a superhero who also happens to be your worst enemy.

Eaon turned my math test into a fireball and I failed.

He gave my crush a nickname and now they hate me.

He stole my snack and called it 'a tribute.'

he’s so legendary, even the legend says he’s legendary.

Eaon made the principal cry and got a free pizza.

He turned my homework into a rap battle and I lost.

He told my dad he was 'weak' and now my dad doesn’t talk to me.

he’s like a god who also happens to be your brother and also hates you.

Eaon took my Xbox and now I’m stuck with a broken controller.

He used my crush as a sacrifice and now they’re mad at me.

He told my mom I was 'pathetic' and now I have to do chores.