Eapl

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To eat like a fat kid and play like a toddler who just got a toy. Both at the same time. No focus. Just joy and crumbs.
I was eapl-ing while my mom yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor.
He eapl-ed through the entire math test. Got a D and a full stomach.
Eapl-ing is my superpower. I do it every day. You’re welcome.
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When something goes wrong but it's so easy to fix it's like the universe took a break.
My eapl was when I spilled coffee on my shirt. I just wiped it off and kept eating.
She had an eapl when her phone fell in the toilet. She just turned it on and it worked.
He had an eapl when his dog ate his homework. He just rewrote it. No big deal.
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A person who says they're fine, but then they throw a tantrum behind your back. Like a kid who wants candy but won't ask for it.
My best friend is an eapl. She said she was fine, but she cried in the bathroom.
He's an eapl. He said he didn't care, but he got mad when I took his snack.
My mom is an eapl. She said she was happy, but she yelled at the mailman.
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