Ear AIDS

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A gross disease you get from loud music. It makes your ears bleed and your brain scream. Adults get it from bad pop stars. Kids get it from old songs that make their parents cringe.

Mom: 'Why are you screaming? I just heard Justin Bieber.'

Brother: 'I can't hear my own thoughts because of Taylor Swift.'

Teacher: 'Why is the whole class acting like they're on fire?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A loud infection you catch from music. You don't get it from good songs. You get it from the ones that make your teeth hurt and your brain melt.

Text from dad: 'Why are you dancing to Ed Sheeran?'

Message from friend: 'Your headphones are louder than my mom's voice.'

Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A disease that happens when you blast music so loud it goes into your brain. Kids get it from old songs. Adults get it from modern songs that sound like a car crash.

DM from mom: 'You're listening to Drake so loud, I can hear it in the next room.'

Message from brother: 'Why are you singing to yourself? You have ear AIDS.'

Text from friend: 'Your ear AIDS is worse than mine.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A loud, annoying disease that happens when you listen to music like it's your job. It makes your ears cry and your brain explode. Kids catch it from old songs. Adults catch it from new songs that make their ears scream.

Text from dad: 'Why are you shouting at the radio?'

Message from friend: 'You have ear AIDS from Taylor Swift.'

Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist. It's worse than my mom's voice.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A disease you get when you blast music so loud it makes your ears bleed. You don't get it from good songs. You get it from the ones that make your brain scream and your teeth hurt.

Message from brother: 'You have ear AIDS from Ed Sheeran.'

Text from mom: 'Why are you singing to yourself? You have ear AIDS.'

Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist. It's worse than my dad's voice.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago