Ear AIDS
A disease you get when you blast music so loud it makes your ears bleed. You don't get it from good songs. You get it from the ones that make your brain scream and your teeth hurt.
Message from brother: 'You have ear AIDS from Ed Sheeran.'
Text from mom: 'Why are you singing to yourself? You have ear AIDS.'
Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist. It's worse than my dad's voice.'