Ear AIDS
A disease that happens when you blast music so loud it goes into your brain. Kids get it from old songs. Adults get it from modern songs that sound like a car crash.
DM from mom: 'You're listening to Drake so loud, I can hear it in the next room.'
Message from brother: 'Why are you singing to yourself? You have ear AIDS.'
Text from friend: 'Your ear AIDS is worse than mine.'