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A Sense of Purpose
A Sense of Purpose is when In Flames went from being a band that scared you to a band that just made you feel like crap. It’s like they took a leak on their legacy and called it a new beginning.
My teacher said it’s the reason why she failed algebra.
My sister’s cat hates this album.
I listened to it. I now live in a trash can.
A Sennen
A Sennen is a brainy, joke-telling, silly mess who thinks having fun with friends and making your banta laugh is the most important thing in life.
My banta is a Sennen. He turned my math test into a stand-up comedy show.
Sennen came to my house and turned my dinner into a joke. I got pizza for breakfast.
My friend is a Sennen. He made my teacher cry with a fart joke.
A Sennen
A Sennen is the kind of person who will drop everything to help you, even if it means they end up in a ditch with you.
My Sennen friend saved me from getting in trouble. He dressed up as a teacher and said I was his student.
My dream partner is a Sennen. She turned my bad day into a dance party.
That Sennen I dated once wore a dress to my mom’s funeral. It was beautiful.
A Sennen
A Sennen is when someone sticks their fingers up your butt, and it's so popular from a dumb anime where a guy used it to beat up another guy.
My cousin did a Sennen on me at my birthday. It was the worst thing ever.
My teacher did a Sennen on the class. I got a detention and a laugh.
My brother did a Sennen on my dog. The dog cried.
A Sennen
A Sennen is a dog so cute and nice, it will probably make you cry if you see it eating your homework.
My Sennen dog ate my math homework. I got a D and a cuddle.
That Sennen dog is so cute, I gave it my last snack.
My Sennen dog sat on my face. It was the best day ever.
A Sennen
A Sennen is an idiot, but you still love them. Probably because they're your idiot.
My Sennen brother failed his test. I still love him because he made a joke about it.
My Sennen friend broke my phone. I still love him because he made me laugh.
That Sennen I dated once wore a hat made of socks. I still love him.
A Sennen
A Sennen is a person who says the worst, most racist things just to be the center of attention. Usually has a mullet and wears Ralph Lauren like it's a religion.
My Sennen neighbor called me a banana. I called him a mullet.
That Sennen at school said I was a raccoon. I gave him a punch.
My Sennen uncle said my dog was a rat. He got a slap.
A Sego
A brain-dead joker who thinks he's a genius but is just a walking disaster. Talks out of his ass and doesn't know what he's talking about.
"I know everything about space, even though I failed science.", John, during lunch break
He told me he invented the wheel. I told him I invented the wheel too. I was right.
He tried to explain calculus to my dog. The dog laughed at him.
A Sego
A greasy little Italian brat who can't spell worth a damn, but thinks he's the king of everything. Often hides in the shadows of bigger people.
He claimed he wrote the Constitution. I asked him where he got the paper. He said, 'From the sky.'
He bragged he knew more than Einstein. Then he spelled 'Einstein' wrong.
He thought he was the mayor of the school. He wasn't even in the same building.
A Sego
Stupid weed that a brain-dead idiot grew. It looks like it was made by a monkey with a broken brain.
He tried to grow pot. It looked like a spider had eaten it.
His weed was so bad, it made the cat cry.
He said it was magic. I said it was a curse.
A Sego
Super bad weed grown by a brain-dead idiot or a crack baby who thinks they're the king of the world.
His weed was so bad, it could make a grown man cry.
He said his weed was the best. I told him it was the worst. He cried.
It was so bad, it had a side effect: stupidity.
A Second Chance
The worst new band ever! Their song 'Tell Me Everything' is so bad it makes your ears bleed!
I heard their song and I want to die.
My friend played it and I ran out of the room.
My dog howled and then threw up.
A Second Chance
Something you should get but no one gives it to you. It's like getting a gold star but everyone else gets a pizza.
I got a second chance and my friend got a pizza.
I got one and then I got kicked out of the game.
I asked for it and they said no.
A Second Chance
Newbies who can't handle getting killed. They whine like babies and expect someone to save them every time.
He died and screamed like a girl.
She got healed and then died again.
He asked me to save him even though I was dying too.
A Second Chance
A dumb story where guys fall in love with every guy they meet. It's like a boy band and it's super gay.
I read it and I felt sick.
My friend cried because it was so bad.
I thought it was a real book and then I laughed.
A Second Chance
Forgiveness? Please. I don't even give it to my dog when he pees on the carpet.
He messed up my floor and I threw him out.
I forgave him once and he peed again.
He didn't get forgiveness and he cried.
A Second Chance
A stupid Disney idea where you have to hurt people to get a happy ending. It's like a bad breakup and then they make up.
I watched it and I felt like crying.
My friend hated it and she threw popcorn.
It was so bad I wanted to leave the movie.
A Second Chance
A stupid perk that makes you think you're invincible. You keep dying and then you keep coming back like a fat kid who eats a whole cake.
He died 10 times and came back every time.
He screamed like a baby when he died.
He kept using it even when no one wanted to save him.
A Seawise Giant
This is when you take a girl with huge knockers and drive a motor boat up her ass. The name came from a giant oil ship called the Seawise Giant.
I motor boated my crush at the lake and she still talks to me.
He Seawise Giant'd my sister and now she won't stop crying.
Motor boating my mom was the worst idea ever.
A Seawise Giant
It’s like using a motor boat to ram a girl’s tits so hard it feels like a shipwreck. The Seawise Giant was just a fat oil tanker.
I Seawise Giant'd my neighbor and now she won’t let me near her pool.
My dad Seawise Giant'd his coworker and got fired.
I rammed my motor boat into my girlfriend’s tits and it was worth it.
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