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A load of turnbull
Fake stuff that makes you want to scream. It’s not real. It’s just someone trying to make you look silly.
He said he could read my mind. That was a load of turnbull.
She told me she could control the weather. That was a load of turnbull.
My dad said he was a billionaire. That was a load of turnbull.
A load of random
A load of random means you’re talking so dumb it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck and started yelling.
My uncle said he invented time travel and it was just a toaster.
She told me the moon is made of cheese and it's run by unicorns.
He said he’s a billionaire because he owns three pairs of socks.
A load of random
A load of random is when you spew out words like a broken fire hydrant in a snowstorm.
He claimed he could talk to dogs and they told him to shut up.
She said her cat was the president of Mars.
He told me the sky is green and it’s made of spaghetti.
A load of random
A load of random is when you talk so stupid it makes your brain want to quit.
My friend said the internet was invented by a donkey.
He said he’s a superhero and his power is sneezing.
She told me her fridge has a PhD and it’s writing a book.
A load of random
A load of random is when your words come out like a punch drunk chicken in a blender.
He said he’s a wizard and his wand is a pen.
She told me the sun was a giant disco ball.
He claimed he could fly and it was just a ladder.
A load of random
A load of random is when you speak like a confused pigeon who just ate a calculator.
He said the clouds are made of jelly and they’re arguing.
She told me her dog can do algebra and it’s very proud.
He said he’s a ghost and his job is to scare socks.
A load of hot cock
Trucker talk for a bunch of crap that makes your life harder than a math test with a hangover
"Man, that dispatcher gave me a load of hot cock. I’m gonna need a stiff drink and a nap."
"I drove eight hours just to get stuck with a load of hot cock. This ain't no easy ride."
"The paperwork was a load of hot cock. I’d rather wrestle a bear than fill out another form."
A load of hot cock
A trucker's way of saying you're stuck with a pile of nonsense that smells like bad decisions and burnt toast
"That load of hot cock is why I missed my daughter’s birthday. Don’t even get me started."
"The load of hot cock I got today is why I’m thinking about quitting and getting a dog."
"That dispatcher gave me a load of hot cock. I swear, if I get stuck again, I’m gonna yell at the sky."
A load of hot cock
A trucker's curse for a pile of nonsense that's worse than a broken tire and a flat tire on the same day
"I got a load of hot cock today. I’d rather be stuck in traffic than deal with this crap."
"That load of hot cock is why I'm eating a whole pizza for dinner. No shame."
"The load of hot cock I got today is why I’m thinking about becoming a hermit."
A load in the hand is worth two in the bush
Having one thing you can use is better than having a bunch of useless junk.
I’d rather have one good gun than ten that don’t work.
She kept the cat and threw out all the other pets.
He took the last slice of pizza and left the rest to rot.
A load in the hand is worth two in the bush
It’s better to have something real than a bunch of promises that never come true.
I’d rather have a dollar in my hand than ten bucks I’ll never see.
He kept the job and let the other offers fade away.
She took the scholarship and ignored the others.
A living
A stupid RPG that came out in 1994 and got a bad translation. The music is decent, but the game is a mess.
This game is the worst. I died 10 times just to get to the second level.
Why did they translate it so bad? It’s like reading a cursed diary.
I played this game for a week and then threw my controller at the wall.
A living
I left you a long time ago. Probably never coming back.
You left me in 2015. I still haven’t forgiven you.
I ghosted you for three years. No message. No call. Nothing.
You left me. I left you. We both lost.
A living
What I don’t have. Like money, brains, or a good sense of style.
I don’t have a job. I don’t have a car. I don’t have a life.
I don’t have a brain. I don’t have a plan. I don’t have a clue.
I don’t have money. I don’t have food. I don’t have dignity.
A living
The basic need to be alive. Like breathing, eating, or not dying.
I just want to be alive. I don’t want to die in a ditch.
The basic need to be alive is just not wanting to be dead.
I don’t care about anything else. Just want to be alive.
A living
To love something so much it hurts. Like a broken heart but with more joy.
I love this game so much it feels like my heart is melting.
I love my dog so much I would die for it.
I love pizza so much I would fight a dragon for it.
A living
A place or event that is loud, crazy, and full of fun. Like a party but even wilder.
That concert was wild. People were screaming, dancing, and throwing drinks.
The party was so loud I thought my ears were going to explode.
That festival was insane. I ate three burgers, drank five drinks, and still had fun.
A living
If you spell it backward, it looks like a curse. Devil. Think about it. It’s evil.
I spelled it backward, and it looked like a curse. That’s evil.
Devil is evil. Think about it. I did.
If you spell it backward, it’s devil. That’s a real curse.
A living hell
When you’re stuck with your worst enemy and they won’t stop talking about their dumb crush
My mom’s new job is a living hell. She’s stuck with a smelly coworker who talks about his dog nonstop.
My brother’s school is a living hell. His teacher is mean and makes him do push-ups for every little mistake.
My cousin’s summer camp is a living hell. They made him eat mystery meat for lunch every day.
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