A load of turnbull

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A bunch of fake nonsense that makes your brain hurt. Like someone made it up just to laugh at you.
My teacher said that was a load of turnbull. I told her I knew she was lying.
He said he was a wizard. I said that was a load of turnbull.
She posted a whole essay about why cats rule the world. That was a load of turnbull.
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A pile of fake stuff that sounds like something a kid would say. It’s not real. It’s not even close.
My mom said I was a genius. That was a load of turnbull.
He told me he saw a unicorn. I said that was a load of turnbull.
She said she could fly. I said that was a load of turnbull.
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Fake stuff that makes you want to throw something. It’s not true. It’s just someone trying to be funny.
He said he could talk to aliens. I said that was a load of turnbull.
She told me the moon was made of cheese. That was a load of turnbull.
My brother said he won the lottery. That was a load of turnbull.
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A bunch of lies that sound like they came from a kid who failed math. It’s not real. It’s just someone messing with you.
He told me he was a superhero. That was a load of turnbull.
She said she could time travel. I said that was a load of turnbull.
My friend said he could breathe underwater. That was a load of turnbull.
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Fake stuff that makes you want to scream. It’s not real. It’s just someone trying to make you look silly.
He said he could read my mind. That was a load of turnbull.
She told me she could control the weather. That was a load of turnbull.
My dad said he was a billionaire. That was a load of turnbull.
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