A load of random

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A load of random means you’re talking so dumb it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck and started yelling.
My uncle said he invented time travel and it was just a toaster.
She told me the moon is made of cheese and it's run by unicorns.
He said he’s a billionaire because he owns three pairs of socks.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A load of random is when you spew out words like a broken fire hydrant in a snowstorm.
He claimed he could talk to dogs and they told him to shut up.
She said her cat was the president of Mars.
He told me the sky is green and it’s made of spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A load of random is when you talk so stupid it makes your brain want to quit.
My friend said the internet was invented by a donkey.
He said he’s a superhero and his power is sneezing.
She told me her fridge has a PhD and it’s writing a book.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A load of random is when your words come out like a punch drunk chicken in a blender.
He said he’s a wizard and his wand is a pen.
She told me the sun was a giant disco ball.
He claimed he could fly and it was just a ladder.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A load of random is when you speak like a confused pigeon who just ate a calculator.
He said the clouds are made of jelly and they’re arguing.
She told me her dog can do algebra and it’s very proud.
He said he’s a ghost and his job is to scare socks.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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