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A brain-dead joker who thinks he's a genius but is just a walking disaster. Talks out of his ass and doesn't know what he's talking about.
"I know everything about space, even though I failed science.", John, during lunch break
He told me he invented the wheel. I told him I invented the wheel too. I was right.
He tried to explain calculus to my dog. The dog laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A greasy little Italian brat who can't spell worth a damn, but thinks he's the king of everything. Often hides in the shadows of bigger people.
He claimed he wrote the Constitution. I asked him where he got the paper. He said, 'From the sky.'
He bragged he knew more than Einstein. Then he spelled 'Einstein' wrong.
He thought he was the mayor of the school. He wasn't even in the same building.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Stupid weed that a brain-dead idiot grew. It looks like it was made by a monkey with a broken brain.
He tried to grow pot. It looked like a spider had eaten it.
His weed was so bad, it made the cat cry.
He said it was magic. I said it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Super bad weed grown by a brain-dead idiot or a crack baby who thinks they're the king of the world.
His weed was so bad, it could make a grown man cry.
He said his weed was the best. I told him it was the worst. He cried.
It was so bad, it had a side effect: stupidity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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