A Sego
A greasy little Italian brat who can't spell worth a damn, but thinks he's the king of everything. Often hides in the shadows of bigger people.
He claimed he wrote the Constitution. I asked him where he got the paper. He said, 'From the sky.'
He bragged he knew more than Einstein. Then he spelled 'Einstein' wrong.
He thought he was the mayor of the school. He wasn't even in the same building.