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The worst new band ever! Their song 'Tell Me Everything' is so bad it makes your ears bleed!
I heard their song and I want to die.
My friend played it and I ran out of the room.
My dog howled and then threw up.
A Second Chance
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Something you should get but no one gives it to you. It's like getting a gold star but everyone else gets a pizza.
I got a second chance and my friend got a pizza.
I got one and then I got kicked out of the game.
I asked for it and they said no.
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Newbies who can't handle getting killed. They whine like babies and expect someone to save them every time.
He died and screamed like a girl.
She got healed and then died again.
He asked me to save him even though I was dying too.
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A dumb story where guys fall in love with every guy they meet. It's like a boy band and it's super gay.
I read it and I felt sick.
My friend cried because it was so bad.
I thought it was a real book and then I laughed.
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Forgiveness? Please. I don't even give it to my dog when he pees on the carpet.
He messed up my floor and I threw him out.
I forgave him once and he peed again.
He didn't get forgiveness and he cried.
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A stupid Disney idea where you have to hurt people to get a happy ending. It's like a bad breakup and then they make up.
I watched it and I felt like crying.
My friend hated it and she threw popcorn.
It was so bad I wanted to leave the movie.
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A stupid perk that makes you think you're invincible. You keep dying and then you keep coming back like a fat kid who eats a whole cake.
He died 10 times and came back every time.
He screamed like a baby when he died.
He kept using it even when no one wanted to save him.