Discover Slang

A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is now a naked photo everyone can see, and it’s all over the internet like a bad meme.
His naked photo was more famous than his job.
He went from prince to naked photo in one weekend.
His photo was on every app and he didn’t even notice.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is a dumbass prince who lies, is greedy, and acts like he knows what he’s doing, but no one believes him.
He wore a Nazi outfit to a party and thought he was cool.
He lied about his money and it came out like a bad episode of reality TV.
He is so dumb, even his grandma thinks he’s a waste of space.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is the younger brother who can die and no one will care, but he still acts like he’s important.
He’s the prince who can die and no one will notice.
He was allowed to fail and no one cared.
He thinks he’s the main character even though he’s the sidekick.
A Pride
A bunch of people who like to kiss and flirt and wear fancy clothes.
My cousin's in a pride. He's got six boyfriends and a dog named Kevin.
At the pride parade, I saw a man wearing a shirt that said 'I'm not a queen, I'm just here to make you cry.'
My mom joined a pride group just so she could yell at the pastor during church.
A Pride
The feeling you get right before you trip and faceplant into a taco truck.
I had a pride moment when I tried to walk into a crowded subway and forgot I was wearing heels.
My dog had a pride moment when he ran into a wall and came out with a broken leg and a look of pure rage.
I got a pride moment at the gym when I tried to do a squat and ended up face-down on the floor.
A Pride
The inside voice that tells you you're awesome even when your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.
My pride told me I was a rockstar even though I spilled coffee on my shirt and my pants were inside out.
My dog's pride told him he was a king even though he got stuck in a dog door and looked like a confused hamster.
I had so much pride I told my teacher I was going to be a billionaire even though I forgot my homework.
A Pride
When you go to a big party with glitter, confetti, and enough screaming to wake the dead.
I went to a pride festival and ended up covered in glitter and drunk on punch I didn't know I drank.
My dog went to a pride festival and came back with a glitter tattoo and a permanent tan.
My cousin went to a pride festival and now thinks he's a unicorn.
A Pride
A good thing to have, like a good grade or a pizza that wasn't burnt.
Pride is like getting an A+ on a test and then telling your teacher you're gonna be a rockstar.
My dog has pride because he got a treat and now thinks he's a king.
I had pride when I finally beat my brother at video games and he had to admit I was better.
A Pride
A group of people who write poems and then argue about which words are the best.
At the poetry pride, one guy said 'moon' was the best word and another said 'silly' was way better.
My dog went to a poetry pride and started barking rhymes about cheese and socks.
I went to a poetry pride and got yelled at for using the word 'glitter' in a poem about shoes.
A Pride
When you think you're super cool, but everyone else thinks you're a fool.
My pride told me I was the best, but my friends just laughed at me when I tried to dance like a flamingo.
My dog thought he was a superhero, but he got stuck in a tree and looked like a confused chicken.
I had so much pride I told my teacher I was going to be president, but I forgot to do my homework.
A Pricey
You spend all your cash on the fanciest hookers and then whine like a baby when you end up with a kid and no money.
I paid $500 for a hooker and got a kid. Total fail.
Bought 10 hookers, had 5 kids. Still no refund.
Hooker cost more than my rent. Kid was just a bonus.
A Pricey
Something that costs a fortune for no good reason. British people love it and probably still use the same coins from the 1800s.
That coffee costs more than my entire week's paycheck.
That phone is priced like it’s the last one on Earth.
I paid for a sandwich that costs more than my car.
A Pricey
Something that costs so much money it’s like you’re paying for a whole damn island.
That watch is expensive enough to buy a boat.
That suit cost more than my entire life savings.
I paid for a cup of coffee that could fund a small country.
A Pricey
The worst kind of wanker. He thinks he’s the king of the world and sings like he’s in a shower at 3 AM.
Pricey tried to sing at a concert and made everyone cry.
He thinks his music is the best ever. It’s not.
He dances in front of a mirror like he’s winning a competition.
A Pricey
A total legend who drinks rum like it’s water and has no idea how good he is at soccer.
Pricey drank a whole bottle of rum and still scored 10 goals.
He’s so good at soccer that the ball is scared of him.
He gets high before games and still kicks ass.
A Pricey
A word that means something is expensive. Used by people who can’t afford anything but still try to impress others.
That car is pricey. I can’t even afford a bus.
That dress costs more than my entire wardrobe.
That phone is so pricey, it’s like a luxury.
A Pricey
A total legend who plays footy and gets all the ladies. He also loves ice cream and scotch like it’s his job.
Pricey eats ice cream like it’s his last meal.
He drinks scotch and still plays footy like a pro.
He and BJ Marlow are the best at footy and still get all the girls.
A Prickly Prick
The girl in the group who thinks she’s special because she doesn’t shave and yells at you for no reason, like a hormonal mess.
'You’re just jealous because I don’t need a razor to look good!'
'You’re stuck in the past!'
She called me a 'toxic man' because I asked why she hadn’t shaved in six months.
A Prickly Prick
A cactus that’s also a jerk. It’s prickly, and it’s a prick. No surprise there.
'That cactus looks like it’s got a stick up its ass.'
It stabbed my foot and then laughed at me.
I tried to hug it and it bit me.
A Preston
Also called Peanut. He’s the kind of guy who sees a girl and immediately thinks he’s in love. He’s too shy to say anything but would save her from a burning building if she asked.
Just saw her and I’m already head over heels. I’d die for her, I swear.
He’s like a love-struck idiot who can’t shut up about how amazing she is.
He’s the kind of guy who would text her at 2 a. m. just to say he’s thinking about her.
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