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A baboonaphile
A guy who likes to mess with baboons, or anyone who smells like one.
"I’ve been known to wrestle baboons just for fun.", Greg, at the zoo.
"He’s like a baboon in a suit.", Lisa, describing her boss.
"If you smell like a baboon, I’m coming for you.", Paul, during a lunch break.
A baboonaphile
A man who likes to have sex with women who are fat, ugly, or both, and doesn’t care if they’re a mess.
"She’s not pretty, but she’s got the best legs.", Tom, after a wild night.
"I don’t need beauty, I need baggage.", Mike, on a first date.
"She’s like a donut with a face.", Jeff, during a break.
A baboonaphile
A man who flirts with young baboons, whispers sweet stuff in their ears, and takes them on wild jungle adventures.
"I tell them sweet nothings and take them on jungle runs.", Ben, during a baboon fling.
"He’s like a jungle Romeo.", Sarah, watching the love scene.
"He brings them candy and takes them on midnight adventures.", Lisa, describing his baboon dates.
A baboonaphile
A guy who likes to have sex with hairy people who think they’re baboons.
"He’s like a hairy baboon in a suit.", Anna, during a party.
"I don’t need a gym, I need a hairy man.", Mark, on a date.
"He’s got the hair and the attitude.", Lisa, during a fling.
A baboonaphile
A sick, twisted person who likes to have sex with baboons and doesn’t care if they’re messy or loud.
"I’ve seen him take a baboon on a midnight romp.", Lisa, at the zoo.
"He doesn’t care if they stink or scream.", Tom, describing his friend.
"He’s like a baboon with a PhD in sex.", Sarah, during a wild night.
A baboonaphile
A guy who messes with baboons or anyone who smells, looks, or acts like one.
"He’s like a baboon in a suit and a tie.", Mark, during a meeting.
"He’s got the smell and the attitude.", Lisa, on a date.
"He’ll mess with anything that smells like a baboon.", Tom, during a lunch break.
A ateassholes
the best butt-biting in the whole wide world
My cousin ateassholes so hard he got a standing ovation from the entire school.
She ateassholes during lunch and no one dared to touch her food.
He ateassholes in the middle of the street and got a ticket for it.
A ateassholes
when someone’s butt gets a full-on food attack
That kid ateassholes so loud the teacher stopped the class.
She ateassholes in the car and the whole family heard it.
He ateassholes during a Zoom call and his boss was shocked.
A ateassholes
the ultimate snack-time nightmare
My brother ateassholes and the dog ran away.
She ateassholes in the library and the librarian yelled at her.
He ateassholes during a test and got a zero.
A ateassholes
when your butt is the main course
My sister ateassholes and the whole neighborhood heard it.
He ateassholes during a meeting and everyone left.
She ateassholes in the restaurant and got kicked out.
A ateassholes
butt-biting at its finest
That man ateassholes so hard he got a standing ovation from the whole town.
She ateassholes during the movie and ruined it for everyone.
He ateassholes in the grocery store and the clerk ran away.
A ateassholes
when your butt gets the royal treatment
My friend ateassholes and the dog started dancing.
She ateassholes during the concert and the crowd went wild.
He ateassholes on the bus and everyone laughed.
A ass of
A southern way of saying you’ve got a ton of something, like a truckload of trouble.
My cousin got a ass of trouble when he stole the neighbor’s chicken.
She got an ass of candy at the store, and now her teeth are gonna rot.
That man got an ass of fines because he ran red lights like they were his enemies.
A ass of
A phrase started by Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank after he saw two girls go wild with a big dildo and yelled, 'Push it real good!' Now people just say it to be annoying.
My mom said, 'Ass to ass!' when I spilled my cereal on the floor.
My brother yelled 'Ass to ass!' when I told him I was going to beat him up.
My teacher said 'Ass to ass!' when I talked back to her.
A ass of
When someone with Tourette’s can’t help but twitch their ass, like it’s trying to escape.
My friend’s ass twitched so hard, it looked like it had a mind of its own.
During the test, my neighbor’s ass twitched so much, it distracted the whole class.
He had an ass twitch so loud, the dog ran out of the house.
A ass of
A weird sex position where two people stick double dildos up their butts and go at it like they’re fighting.
My uncle said he and his girlfriend went ass to ass and it was like a warzone.
My cousin saw his dad and his friend go ass to ass and was horrified.
At the party, the twins went ass to ass and it was like a whole show.
A ass of
A tough situation where you have to do something gross to get something you really want, like a junkie chasing a high.
I had to eat a whole plate of spaghetti to get my favorite toy.
She had to drink sour milk to get her favorite ice cream.
He had to eat a worm to get his allowance.
A ass of
A movie that’s so bad and weird, it’s almost like it hurts to watch, but the ending is so crazy it’s worth it.
That movie was so bad, I felt like I’d been beaten up.
I watched it once, and now I dream about dildos and people with Tourette’s.
It’s like someone threw a whole mess of junk into a blender and called it a movie.
A ass of
A phrase that’s so hard to say with a straight face, it makes you look like a fool.
I tried to say it like I was serious, but I ended up laughing.
My teacher said it like she was mad, but it came out funny.
I tried to say it with a straight face, but it looked like I was having a seizure.
A angry red neck
A angry red neck is when you choke someone so hard they turn red and yell the dumbest racist stuff you ever heard
I choked my neighbor so hard he turned red and said, 'I don't like niggers or women who don't like beer.'
She grabbed the guy by the throat and screamed, 'You ain't no man, you're a chicken!' while he turned purple.
He grabbed the lady and yelled, 'You're a f***ing traitor!' as he choked her until she turned red.
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