A baboonaphile

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A man who likes his women to have a full bush and enough hair to hold on like a monkey in a tree.

"She’s like a jungle gym, and I love every inch of it.", Dave, after a long night of cuddling.

"I don’t need a razor, I need a full-on hairy adventure.", Mark, during a date.

"If she can’t shave, she’s perfect.", Steve, at the bar.

A guy who likes to mess with baboons, or anyone who smells like one.

"I’ve been known to wrestle baboons just for fun.", Greg, at the zoo.

"He’s like a baboon in a suit.", Lisa, describing her boss.

"If you smell like a baboon, I’m coming for you.", Paul, during a lunch break.

A man who likes to have sex with women who are fat, ugly, or both, and doesn’t care if they’re a mess.

"She’s not pretty, but she’s got the best legs.", Tom, after a wild night.

"I don’t need beauty, I need baggage.", Mike, on a first date.

"She’s like a donut with a face.", Jeff, during a break.

A man who flirts with young baboons, whispers sweet stuff in their ears, and takes them on wild jungle adventures.

"I tell them sweet nothings and take them on jungle runs.", Ben, during a baboon fling.

"He’s like a jungle Romeo.", Sarah, watching the love scene.

"He brings them candy and takes them on midnight adventures.", Lisa, describing his baboon dates.

A guy who likes to have sex with hairy people who think they’re baboons.

"He’s like a hairy baboon in a suit.", Anna, during a party.

"I don’t need a gym, I need a hairy man.", Mark, on a date.

"He’s got the hair and the attitude.", Lisa, during a fling.

A sick, twisted person who likes to have sex with baboons and doesn’t care if they’re messy or loud.

"I’ve seen him take a baboon on a midnight romp.", Lisa, at the zoo.

"He doesn’t care if they stink or scream.", Tom, describing his friend.

"He’s like a baboon with a PhD in sex.", Sarah, during a wild night.

A guy who messes with baboons or anyone who smells, looks, or acts like one.

"He’s like a baboon in a suit and a tie.", Mark, during a meeting.

"He’s got the smell and the attitude.", Lisa, on a date.

"He’ll mess with anything that smells like a baboon.", Tom, during a lunch break.