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EAS Fetish
You scream and cum on your weather radio like it’s your ex
I yelled 'You’re not getting away from me!' and jizzed on my radio
My NOAA radio got a full face of cum because it said it was going to rain
I turned on my radio and it said ‘Storm coming’ and I lost it
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Fetish
You cum on your NOAA radio so hard it starts predicting the weather in cum
My radio is now forecasting cum storms
I cum so hard on my radio it said ‘Cum coming’
I jizzed on my NOAA radio and now it’s predicting cum for the next week
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Community
The EAS Community is a group of kids who think they're cool and a bunch of losers who scream about fake countries like it's their job.
'I'm gonna take over France and make it my personal sandwich.'
''EAS is the best thing since sliced bread and also the worst.'
''I'm not a loser, I'm a future king of the EAS.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Community
A bunch of YouTube weirdos who make videos about EAS and act like they're important.
''I made a 3-hour video about how Belgium is a disgrace.''
''I'm not just a fan, I'm a god of EAS.''
''I'm gonna mock the EAS until they cry.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Clan
A group of gamers who started back in 2007. They play Call of Duty and Battlefield games like they’re on fire. They used to be part of another clan, but things got messy.
Pyromaniac got kicked out of <:D*o*W:> because he flipped the table on an admin.
Elkon Vryce followed him because he was tired of getting yelled at.
Burned joined because he thought the clan had a better chance of winning.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Clan
They’re the best at playing Call of Duty and Battlefield. They had servers for other games too, like Team Fortress and Counter Strike. They’re loud and obnoxious.
Dirty Dog joined because he thought the clan was cool and didn’t care about the mess.
Inferno joined because he was tired of losing to the same people every day.
Hackershoor joined because he wanted to be part of something that screamed in chat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Clan
They changed their name to Elite Artificial Soldiers. They were the original group. They left another clan because of a stupid argument. They’re the best at what they do.
Keegen joined because he wanted to be part of something that had a cool name.
Baker joined because he thought the clan was like a family that fought together.
Redrock joined because he got tired of being ignored in the old clan.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Clan
They had servers for other games too, like Team Fortress and Counter Strike. They left a clan because of a stupid argument. They’re loud and obnoxious.
Pyromaniac was kicked out because he started a fight with an admin.
Elkon Vryce joined because he wanted to be part of the chaos.
Inferno joined because he didn’t want to be left out of the fun.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Clan
They play Call of Duty and Battlefield games like they’re on fire. They had servers for other games too. They left a clan because of a stupid argument.
Keegen joined because he thought the clan was cool.
Burned joined because he wanted to be part of the fight.
Hackershoor joined because he wanted to scream in chat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EAS Clan
They left a clan because of a stupid argument. They changed their name to Elite Artificial Soldiers. They play Call of Duty and Battlefield like they’re on fire.
Elkon Vryce joined because he wanted to be part of the chaos.
Dirty Dog joined because he wanted to fight admins.
Redrock joined because he got tired of being ignored.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHWALKER
A guy so cool he makes your mom blush and your dad cry
My cousin is an earthwalker. He once made my dog apologize to a tree.
That earthwalker just walked into my math class and my teacher forgot how to count.
I saw an earthwalker eating my lunch. It was like he knew it was gonna be bad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHWALKER
A human who walks so good it feels like the earth is jealous
That earthwalker walked past my house and my dog started doing the moonwalk.
My neighbor is an earthwalker. He walked so good my plants started dancing.
The earthwalker walked by and my sock fell off. It was like it was scared.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHWALKER
The king of the ground. No one messes with him.
The earthwalker walked into my room and my bed started bowing.
I saw an earthwalker walk by, and my pizza got jealous.
My brother is an earthwalker. He walked so good my mom started singing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHWALKER
The worst thing that happens when you stick your fingers in your ear and then in your mouth
I stuck my fingers in my ear and then my mouth. Now I taste ear wax and regret.
My brother stuck his fingers in his ear and then his mouth. He cried and I laughed.
I put my fingers in my ear and then my mouth. Now I taste like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHWALKER
A moonwalk so good it looks like the moon is walking forward
I saw a moonwalk so good, the moon looked like it was walking to my house.
That guy moonwalked so good, my dog started dancing.
The moonwalk was so good, my math teacher forgot how to multiply.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHFAKE
When you think the whole world is about to end because the ground is shaking, but it's just your neighbor's lawnmower trying to be cool.
I thought the end was here, but it was just Tim's lawnmower having a midlife crisis.
The ground shook like it was going to split open, but it was just the bus screeching to a stop.
I dropped my pizza and screamed like a banshee, only to find out it was just the vacuum cleaner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHFAKE
That fake earthquake feeling you get when it's just the subway rumbling by like it's trying to take over your soul.
I thought the sky was falling, but it was just the subway giving me a vibe check.
I fell off my chair thinking it was an earthquake, but it was just the subway being extra.
I yelled 'RUN!' at my dog, and it was just the subway coming through the walls.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHFAKE
When you're convinced the Earth is going to break in half, but it's just the garbage truck doing its job and being loud about it.
I thought the Earth was ending, but it was just the garbage truck doing its thing.
I threw my phone at the wall and screamed, only to find out it was just the garbage truck being annoying.
I cried like I lost my best friend, but it was just the garbage truck trying to wake me up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHFAKE
That fake earthquake feeling you get when it's just the elevator going up and down like it has a personal grudge with you.
I thought the building was about to collapse, but it was just the elevator being dramatic.
I yelled at the ceiling like it was my enemy, but it was just the elevator going up.
I dropped my coffee and cursed the universe, but it was just the elevator being slow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EARTHFAKE
When you think the ground is shaking because the Earth is angry, but it's just your mom's car doing a U-turn like it's in a race.
I thought the Earth was about to punch me, but it was just my mom's car doing a U-turn like it was in a race.
I screamed 'WHY?' at the sky, but it was just my mom's car being loud.
I fell on the floor thinking it was an earthquake, but it was just my mom's car doing its thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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