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It's when you promise someone you'll be there in two minutes, but then you're still there an hour later.

I told my wife I'd be home in ten minutes, but I was still at work at midnight.

I told my friend I'd be there in two minutes, and I still wasn't there by the time he left.

I told my coworker I'd be right there, and I was still at the coffee shop an hour later.

An e-tickle is when you get so tickled by a sound or video that you feel like your insides are being pulled out by a raccoon with a chainsaw.

I heard that video and I peed my pants like a toddler.

My cousin watched it and laughed so hard he broke his phone.

I got an e-tickle during Zoom class and my teacher thought I was having a seizure.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Tickle

An e-tickle is when a noise or video makes you feel like someone is tickling your soul with a fork and a curse.

My dog watched it and started barking like he was in a war.

I got e-tickled in the middle of a meeting and my boss yelled at the screen.

My sister saw it and started crying because it was that funny.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Tickle

An e-tickle is when you get tickled so hard by a sound or video that you swear you saw your neighbor’s cat turn into a demon.

I got e-tickled during a test and I drew a mustache on my face.

My friend watched it and started laughing so hard he fell off the couch.

I got e-tickled in my sleep and woke up screaming like a ghost.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thumping

When you waste hours scrolling through the Bible on your phone like it's a TikTok feed and you're the most holy influencer ever.

I just spent 4 hours looking up every passage about fish. I'm now the Pope of seafood.

My mom said I was 'blessed' when I looked up 20 verses about angels. She doesn't know I'm actually cursed.

I read the entire Bible in 3 days. Now I'm just waiting for God to text me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thumping

It's like doing homework but with the Bible and no teacher to yell at you.

I looked up 'Psalm 23' 17 times because I thought it was a meme. It's not. It's just a really long poem.

I spent 2 hours reading about Noah's Ark. I now know more about animals than my science teacher.

I just read 'John 3:16' 50 times. My brain is now made of verses.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thumping

It's when you're so deep into the Bible online that you forget how to use your phone for anything else.

I opened the Bible app by accident instead of my dating app. Now I'm reading about Jonah instead of swiping on hot guys.

I looked up every verse about love because I was too lazy to actually talk to my crush.

I read the Bible for 8 hours straight and now my eyes are sore and my brain is full of metaphors.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thumping

You're so obsessed with the Bible online that you start arguing with strangers about the meaning of verses like it's a debate on the internet.

I had a 2-hour argument with a guy in the comments about whether Jonah was actually real. He said I was 'baptized by confusion.'

I posted a verse about patience and got 10 replies telling me I was 'blessed by the Holy Spirit' and also 'annoying.'

I argued with my uncle about the Book of Daniel over Facebook. He said I was 'a little holy, but mostly a pain in the ass.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thumping

You're so deep in Bible searches that you start questioning your life choices, your parents, and why the sky is blue.

I looked up 'Why is the sky blue?' and now I'm questioning everything. Also, why is God's favorite color blue? I'm confused.

I read a verse about patience and now I'm mad at my mom for not being patient when I was a kid.

I looked up every verse about forgiveness and now I'm mad at my ex and my brother and my math teacher.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thumping

It's like a spiritual version of binge-watching a show, but instead of a TV, you're reading the Bible on your phone until your eyes bleed.

I read the entire Bible in one night and now I'm blurry-eyed and holy.

I was so into the Book of Revelation that I forgot to eat dinner. My stomach is now full of verses.

I started reading the Bible before bed and now I'm so tired I can barely open my eyes. I think I'm spiritually exhausted.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

People who post dumbass comments on Facebook and Twitter but run away when someone calls them out.

@jimmy123: You're the worst. You're like a chump who can't even beat a chump.

My cousin posted a tweet saying I'm fat. I know he's a fat chump too.

DM: 'You're not cool. I'm cool. You're a loser.' I blocked him. He still sent me 10 more DMs.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

Kids who tweet nonsense and act like they're tough, but they're just a bunch of farts in a room.

@chad007: You're not tough. You're a farty chump who lives in his mom's basement.

My brother said I was a chump because I cried in a video game. I told him to eat my farts.

Tweet: 'You're a chump. I'm a king.' I replied with a picture of my farts.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

People who talk trash online but run like a scared chicken when someone dares them to prove it.

@chumpface: You're a chicken. You're scared. You're a chump.

I told my friend he was a chicken. He ran out of the room like a scared chicken.

I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I can't.' He's a chicken.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

Online bullies who can't take a punch and hide behind their phone like a scared chump.

@chad: You're a chump. You're a coward. You're a chicken.

My mom bullied me online. I told her I was going to punch her. She ran away like a chicken.

DM: 'You're a chump.' I said, 'I'm going to punch you.' He said, 'I'm a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

People who talk shit online but can't back it up. They're just a bunch of chumps hiding behind their screens.

@chad: You're a chump. You're a chicken. You're a coward.

I told my friend he was a chump. He said, 'I'm not a chump.' I said, 'You are.'

My cousin bullied me online. I told him I was going to punch him. He said, 'I'm a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

Kids who tweet nonsense and act like they're tough, but they're just a bunch of farts in a room.

@chad: You're a chump. You're a chicken. You're a coward.

I told my friend he was a chicken. He ran out of the room like a scared chicken.

My mom bullied me online. I told her I was going to punch her. She ran away like a chicken.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you act like a total mess online, just to get attention and make everyone else mad.

I just posted 12 selfies and 3 different captions. Why do you hate me?

He asked me out, so I blocked him and sent a group text to my ex and my best friend.

I changed my bio to 'Queen of the Internet' and now I can't stop crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you're too lazy to be smart, but still want to look cool on the internet.

My DMs are just 'Hi' and 'Okay' and I'm proud of it.

I posted a photo of my cat and called it 'art' and now I have 2 followers.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you're so obsessed with getting likes that you forget how to live.

I skipped my mom's birthday to post a story about my hair.

I sent a 10-minute video of me eating pizza and called it 'content'.

I cried when my post only got 7 likes and now I'm posting a video about crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you act like you're famous online, even though no one knows who you are.

I told my teacher I'm a 'social media star' and now I have to do 20 push-ups.

I asked my friend to follow me and now I'm mad he didn't like my post.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago