EARTHWALKER

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A guy so cool he makes your mom blush and your dad cry

My cousin is an earthwalker. He once made my dog apologize to a tree.

That earthwalker just walked into my math class and my teacher forgot how to count.

I saw an earthwalker eating my lunch. It was like he knew it was gonna be bad.

A human who walks so good it feels like the earth is jealous

That earthwalker walked past my house and my dog started doing the moonwalk.

My neighbor is an earthwalker. He walked so good my plants started dancing.

The earthwalker walked by and my sock fell off. It was like it was scared.

The king of the ground. No one messes with him.

The earthwalker walked into my room and my bed started bowing.

I saw an earthwalker walk by, and my pizza got jealous.

My brother is an earthwalker. He walked so good my mom started singing.

The worst thing that happens when you stick your fingers in your ear and then in your mouth

I stuck my fingers in my ear and then my mouth. Now I taste ear wax and regret.

My brother stuck his fingers in his ear and then his mouth. He cried and I laughed.

I put my fingers in my ear and then my mouth. Now I taste like a dead raccoon.

A moonwalk so good it looks like the moon is walking forward

I saw a moonwalk so good, the moon looked like it was walking to my house.

That guy moonwalked so good, my dog started dancing.

The moonwalk was so good, my math teacher forgot how to multiply.