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E. Buzz

The dog from Poltergeist who is basically the devil in dog form

E. Buzz is the devil and he knows it.

I saw the devil in dog form and it was terrifying.

The dog from Poltergeist is the devil and I believe it.

E. Brown's Disease

A family curse that makes your eyes pop out and your butt let loose like a broken fire hydrant.

My cousin’s eyes looked like they were about to explode, and his pants were soaked. Classic E. Brown's Disease.

She cried during the movie, and her eyes popped out. Her pants were a mess. So typical.

He walked into the room, and his eyes were half out. His pants were dripping. It was a disaster.

E. Brown's Disease

A sickness that makes your eyes fall out and your bowels lose all respect for gravity.

At the family reunion, my uncle’s eyes rolled out of his head. His pants were a flood zone.

She had to leave the party because her eyes were on the floor and her pants were soaked.

He sat down and his eyes came out. His pants were like a pond.

E. Brown's Disease

A hereditary mess that makes your eyes float out and your butt spray everywhere like a fire hose.

My dad’s eyes were floating in the air, and his pants were soaked from the butt storm.

She came in with her eyes floating and her pants soaked. It was a mess.

He looked like a mad scientist, with eyes floating and a butt spray that could take down a wall.

A grumpy person who thinks everyone writes like a toddler and yells at every mistake they see online.

He DM'd me: 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even mad.'

He commented on my tweet: 'This is the worst paragraph I've ever read. Ever.'

He wrote a whole essay on why 'literally' isn't a real word.

A person who sees every typo like it personally insulted them and will not stop correcting it.

He said, 'You used 'their' when you meant 'there.' I'm not even alive anymore.'

He replied to my post with a 10-line explanation of why 'affect' and 'effect' are different.

He sent me a message: 'You used 'you're' wrong. I'm gonna cry.'

A guy who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to use words and gets mad when people mess it up.

He said, 'You used 'your' when it should be 'you're.' I'm gonna die of shame.'

He posted a 500-word essay about how 'I'm' isn't a word.

He texted me: 'You wrote 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even real anymore.'

A person who acts like they're the king of the internet and yells at everyone for their mistakes.

He said, 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even alive anymore.'

He texted me: 'You used 'their' when it should be 'there.' I'm gonna cry.'

He posted a comment: 'You used 'your' wrong. I'm not even a person anymore.'

A person who gets so mad at people's grammar that they start a war in the comments section.

He said, 'You used 'you're' wrong. I'm gonna start a war.'

He posted: 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even real anymore.'

He replied to my tweet with a 300-word rant about 'affect' and 'effect'.

A person who thinks they're the best at grammar and yells at everyone who isn't.

He said, 'You used 'their' when you meant 'there.' I'm not even alive.'

He posted: 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm gonna cry.'

He DM'd me: 'You used 'your' wrong. I'm not even real.'

E-yawn

When someone yawns online and it makes you yawn so hard you feel like you're gonna puke

My cousin saw a video of a baby yawning and now I'm stuck in a yawn war.

I clicked a meme and now my whole class is yawn-fighting me.

My dog saw my tweet and yawned so loud it scared the mailman.

E-yawn

Yawning on the internet makes someone else yawn so hard they might pass gas or lose control of their bladder

My mom saw my post and yawned so hard she peed on the floor.

My friend's cat saw my live stream and yawned so loud it woke up the neighbors.

I posted a yawn and now my uncle is yawn-farting at work.

Work done on a computer. Like paperwork, but with more screen time and less paper to burn.

My boss said I had to do e-work instead of filing papers. I told him I’d rather burn the office.

I spent three hours on e-work for a single email. My brain is now a mess.

My mom calls e-work 'the new paperwork' but it's just a fancy word for being annoyed by a computer.

When you do work on a computer, but it feels like your brain is being microwaved.

I did e-work for five hours. My brain is now a scrambled egg.

My boss said e-work was easier. I said it was just easier to hate.

I did e-work for my job and my cat did e-work for my soul.

A fancy way of saying you're stuck in front of a computer, doing work that feels like a punishment.

E-work is just paperwork with a side of eye strain and a big middle finger.

My boss said e-work was the future. I said the future is me crying into my keyboard.

I did e-work for my job. My dog did e-work for my sanity.

Work you do on a computer, but it's just paperwork with more screens and less sense.

E-work is like paperwork, but you’re just typing the same thing in a different font.

I did e-work for my job. It’s like paperwork, but with a side of eye strain and a big middle finger.

My boss said e-work is better. I said it's just paperwork with a computer and a curse.

Work done on a computer, but it feels like your brain is being grilled.

I did e-work for my job. It’s like my brain is in a frying pan.

My boss said e-work is easier. I said it’s just easier to hate.

E-work is like paperwork but with a side of screen time and a big middle finger.

E-wood Egg Nog

You shove an egg up a girl's ass before you fuck her. When you pull out, the egg cracks and you catch the egg and butt juice in a cup. Then you dump it on her head like it's a party trick.

I dropped the egg nog on her head and she screamed like a baby.

I used a chicken egg and it was so gross it was like a horror movie.

I drank the egg nog and it tasted like regret.

E-wood Egg Nog

You put an egg in a girl's ass before you bang her. When you pull out, the egg breaks and you pour the mess on her head or chug it like a tough guy.

I chugged the egg nog and it felt like I swallowed a fart.

I dumped the egg nog on her head and she cried like a toddler.

The egg nog was so bad it made me vomit.