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Dahlheim
A guy who acts like he’s in charge but is just a giant baby. He makes up rules and then breaks them.
Dahlheim says we can’t have pizza, then eats three slices.
He makes a rule about no talking, then yells at me for whispering.
He starts a fight over who gets the last soda.
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Dahlheim
The guy who takes forever to answer anything and still thinks he’s the smartest person in the room.
He takes ten minutes to say 'yes' and then acts like he’s saving the day.
He asks me a question, then forgets what he was asking.
He says 'I’ll think about it' and never comes back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlheim
A man who is always trying to be important but everyone just rolls their eyes at him.
He tries to be the leader of the group but no one listens.
He says 'I’m the best at this' and then loses the game.
He stands up to talk but no one even looks at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlheim
A person who thinks he’s got everything figured out, but he’s just a mess in disguise.
He says he’s got the plan, but then it all goes wrong.
He acts like he knows the answer, but he’s just making it up.
He tries to be cool but ends up being the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlheim
He’s the guy who yells the loudest but has the worst ideas. No one wants to follow him.
He yells 'I have a great idea!' and it’s just 'we run away.'
He shouts at everyone but can’t even explain his idea.
He’s the loudest in the room but no one agrees with him.
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Dahlhauser
A guy who eats penises like they’re candy.
He ate my penis so fast I didn’t even get a chance to flinch.
Dahlhauser finished three penises in one sitting and still wanted more.
I asked him if he’d eat my brother’s penis. He said, 'Why not?'
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Dahlhauser
The only person who could make eating a penis sound like a party.
Dahlhauser turned my penis into a snack and invited the whole class.
He ate my penis with a side of chips and a soda.
He said eating penises was the best thing since sliced bread.
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Dahlhauser
A guy who would eat your penis if you let him.
He offered me a deal: eat my penis or I eat his.
Dahlhauser told me he’d eat my penis if I didn’t pass math.
He said, 'You don’t have to eat it. Just let me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlhauser
The guy who eats penises and doesn’t even flinch.
He ate my penis and said it was 'just okay.'
Dahlhauser ate my brother’s penis like it was a normal Tuesday.
He ate my penis and then asked for a second one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlhauser
A guy who eats penises and still has time to mess with you.
He ate my penis and then made me do push-ups.
Dahlhauser ate my penis and said I looked funny.
He ate my penis and then texted me to ask for more.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlhauser
A guy who eats penises and calls it a snack.
He said my penis was 'just a snack.'
Dahlhauser ate my penis and called it 'breakfast.'
He ate my penis and said it was 'a little spicy.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlgreen
Sticking your finger in there just to make the vagina turn into a beer barrel
My cousin said she did it during a group project and got expelled
He did it in the library and got caught by the principal
She did it in the middle of a Zoom call and everyone laughed
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Dahlgreen
Using your finger to start a science experiment in the most private lab
He did it during lunch and got in trouble
She did it in the car and her mom saw it
They did it during a test and got caught
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlgreen
The worst kind of finger work you can do to a woman's most secret hideout
He did it during a date and she left him
She did it in the park and nobody believed her
They did it in the classroom and the teacher was mad
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Dahlgreen
Sticking your finger in the most sacred place just to make it stink like a brewery
He did it at the party and everyone smelled it
She did it in the hallway and got called out
They did it during a test and the whole class knew
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Dahlgreen
A finger job so bad it makes the vagina feel like it's on fire
He did it during a sleepover and woke everyone up
She did it in the car and her brother saw it
They did it in the school and got suspended
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlgreen
The most disrespectful thing you can do with your finger and the most sacred place
He did it during a meeting and got fired
She did it in the gym and everyone heard
They did it during a game and got kicked out
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlface
A "Dahlface" is someone who is not just smart but also looks good and can make anyone laugh while they do it. You got the face to back it up.
My cousin is a Dahlface. She got straight A’s and still managed to make the teacher laugh during lunch.
My neighbor is a Dahlface. He got into college and still has a six-pack.
My friend’s sister is a Dahlface. She got a scholarship and still has the best laugh in the school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlface
If you are a "Dahlface," you are the best at everything. You got the brains, the looks, and the charisma to make people jealous.
My brother is a Dahlface. He got into the best school and still makes people laugh in the hallway.
My crush is a Dahlface. She got into the honors program and still looks good in every class photo.
My best friend is a Dahlface. He got a perfect score on the test and still has the best jokes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dahlface
A "Dahlface" is someone who is so good that they make everyone else look bad. You are the smartest, the funniest, and the most attractive.
My classmate is a Dahlface. She got the highest grade and still beats everyone in the talent show.
My teacher said I was a Dahlface. I got a perfect score and still made everyone laugh during break.
My mom is a Dahlface. She got a promotion and still looks good in every photo.
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