Dahlhauser

He ate my penis so fast I didn’t even get a chance to flinch.

Dahlhauser finished three penises in one sitting and still wanted more.

I asked him if he’d eat my brother’s penis. He said, 'Why not?'

Dahlhauser turned my penis into a snack and invited the whole class.

He ate my penis with a side of chips and a soda.

He said eating penises was the best thing since sliced bread.

He offered me a deal: eat my penis or I eat his.

Dahlhauser told me he’d eat my penis if I didn’t pass math.

He said, 'You don’t have to eat it. Just let me.'

He ate my penis and said it was 'just okay.'

Dahlhauser ate my brother’s penis like it was a normal Tuesday.

He ate my penis and then asked for a second one.

He ate my penis and then made me do push-ups.

Dahlhauser ate my penis and said I looked funny.

He ate my penis and then texted me to ask for more.

He said my penis was 'just a snack.'

Dahlhauser ate my penis and called it 'breakfast.'

He ate my penis and said it was 'a little spicy.'