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Daedrian
Daedrian is a beast. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then tell you a joke so bad it makes you cry.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a taco.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my dog a 'smelly loaf of bread' and then gave him a treat. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.
Daedre
A girl so amazing she makes other girls look like they got hit by a truck. No one knows her name, but she should be famous.
My ex said I was a Daedre. I said she was a broke-out zit.
My cousin called her a Daedre. I said she should be in a commercial.
My teacher said I was a Daedre. I said she should get a scholarship.
Daedre
A girl who is fierce, funny, and fine. She's the kind of person who could beat you up and still make you laugh. Everyone wishes they had her life.
My friend said Daedre was the best. I said she was like my mom but cooler.
My neighbor called her a Daedre. I said I wanted her life.
My dog called her a Daedre. I said he was probably high.
Daedo
The most awesome motherfucker to ever walk the face of the Earth!
Daedo just showed up and everyone immediately shut up.
I’d follow Daedo into a burning building and back.
Daedo is the only person I’ve ever seen who could make a traffic jam feel personal.
Daedo
A motherfucker so phat, he makes the rest of us look like failures.
Daedo walks in and the whole room loses its mind.
I tried to be cool, but Daedo just laughed in my face.
Daedo’s energy is so strong, it’s like he’s got a personal hurricane.
Daedeveriun
The smelly fox-demon Devin Kessric; he hates kids, old folks, and everyone else; he hangs out with Teh Biggie like they’re best friends.
I saw Daedeveriun throw a tantrum because a kid smiled at him.
He yelled at a grandpa for breathing too loud.
Teh Biggie gave him a high-five like it was a life-saving moment.
Daedeveriun
Devin Kessric, the fox-demon who thinks he’s the boss; he hates kids, old people, and pretty much everyone else; he’s best friends with Teh Biggie.
Daedeveriun cursed a kid for eating too many cookies.
He screamed at a grandma for not giving him a hug.
He and Teh Biggie did a dance that made the sky cry.
Daedeveriun
The demon fox Devin Kessric; he’s a grumpy pain in the butt who hates kids, old people, and everyone else; he’s always with Teh Biggie.
Daedeveriun kicked a kid for no reason.
He told a grandpa he was ‘too old to be alive.’
He and Teh Biggie laughed at a kid’s face like it was the best joke ever.
Daeden
He’s so dumb the only thing he can count is his own failures
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now it’s broken for everyone
He said the moon is made of cheese and it’s not even a joke
He tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire
Daeden
He’s like a broken calculator trying to do math in a tornado
He said 2+2=5 and didn’t even blush
He tried to explain gravity and fell off a chair
He told his mom he was going to college and he’s still in high school
Daeden
He’s the reason why the dumbest kid in the class is still smart
He failed a test and it’s now the school record
He asked the teacher if 1+1 was 2 and then got confused
He thought a sandwich was a type of computer
Daeden
He’s so dumb he thinks the sun is a giant flashlight
He said the sun was going to sleep at night and it’s not even funny
He asked if the moon had a job and got fired from the conversation
He tried to explain why the sky is blue and it’s now a mystery
Daeden
He’s the human version of a broken toaster
He tried to make toast and it exploded
He said the toaster was mad at him
He tried to explain how it works and it still didn’t work
Daeden
He’s the only person who can make a simple math problem feel like a war
He fought a calculator to solve 5x5 and lost
He said 7+7=14 was a betrayal
He tried to count to 10 and it took 2 hours
Daedelus
A total brainiac who uses this weird box called a monome. He makes music so wild it’s like watching a flamingo do parkour. His album Deny's The Day's Demise is the musical equivalent of eating a whole pizza in one bite.
I heard his album and my brain exploded
He turned a fax machine into a party
His live shows are like a mad scientist’s nightmare
Daedelus
This guy is a musical wizard who samples everything from old disco to fart noises. He’s like the god of sound who doesn’t care if you’re confused.
He sampled a movie and now I can’t stop humming it
He used a fax machine and I thought I was in a time warp
I heard his album and my soul went on vacation
Daedelus
He’s a mad genius who mixes piano, guitars, and tribal drums like it’s his job. He’s so good, he makes your brain do the twist.
I listened to his music and my brain started dancing
He used a fax machine and I cried happy tears
His live show made me forget my own name
Daedelus
He’s a total freak who turns everything into music. He samples stuff so random, it’s like he’s trying to confuse your soul.
He used a fax machine and my soul said 'yes please'
His album made me want to punch the sky
I heard it and my brain went to the moon
Daedelus
He’s like a musical magician who samples anything that moves. He turns old disco into something new and weird and you love it.
He sampled a movie and now I can’t stop laughing
His album is the best thing since sliced bread
I saw him live and my brain started a riot
Daedelus
He’s a genius who turns everything into music, even fart noises. He’s so good, he makes your brain go from zero to hero in one second.
He used a fax machine and my brain went on a vacation
His album made me want to sing in the shower
I saw his live show and my brain did a backflip
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