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He’s so dumb the only thing he can count is his own failures
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now it’s broken for everyone
He said the moon is made of cheese and it’s not even a joke
He tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire
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He’s like a broken calculator trying to do math in a tornado
He said 2+2=5 and didn’t even blush
He tried to explain gravity and fell off a chair
He told his mom he was going to college and he’s still in high school
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He’s the reason why the dumbest kid in the class is still smart
He failed a test and it’s now the school record
He asked the teacher if 1+1 was 2 and then got confused
He thought a sandwich was a type of computer
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He’s so dumb he thinks the sun is a giant flashlight
He said the sun was going to sleep at night and it’s not even funny
He asked if the moon had a job and got fired from the conversation
He tried to explain why the sky is blue and it’s now a mystery
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He’s the human version of a broken toaster
He tried to make toast and it exploded
He said the toaster was mad at him
He tried to explain how it works and it still didn’t work
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He’s the only person who can make a simple math problem feel like a war
He fought a calculator to solve 5x5 and lost
He said 7+7=14 was a betrayal
He tried to count to 10 and it took 2 hours