Daedrian

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Daedrian is the king of being awesome. He’s got a heart the size of a pizza and a laugh that could make a dead man giggle. He’s the kind of guy who’ll give you a hug and a curse word if you need it.
Dae just walked in and made my day. He said, 'You look like a sad donut.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He called my mom a 'fart-scented elephant' and then gave her a cookie. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher he was 'bored and hungry' and got a pass to eat pizza. Classic Dae.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daedrian is a legend. He’s got the brains of a genius and the attitude of a middle schooler. He’s the kind of guy who’ll tease you until you laugh, then apologize with a snack.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a taco.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my brother a 'smelly sock' and then gave him a pizza. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daedrian is the best human ever. He’s got a sense of humor that’s wild and a heart that’s soft. He’ll make you laugh until you’re sore, then give you a hug and a curse word.
He told my friend, 'Your hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.' Then he gave me a candy bar. That’s Dae.
He called my dog a 'smelly loaf of bread' and then gave him a treat. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not late, I’m just early on a break.' That’s Dae.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daedrian is a god among humans. He’s got the brains of a genius and the attitude of a kid who just ate a whole bag of chips. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then make you laugh with his own.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a donut.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my dog a 'smelly sock' and then gave him a treat. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daedrian is a superhero. He’s got the heart of a hero and the humor of a madman. He’ll tease you, make you laugh, and then give you a hug and a snack like it’s a big deal.
He told my friend, 'Your hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.' Then he gave me a candy bar. That’s Dae.
He called my brother a 'smelly sock' and then gave him a pizza. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not late, I’m just early on a break.' That’s Dae.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daedrian is a beast. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then tell you a joke so bad it makes you cry.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a taco.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my dog a 'smelly loaf of bread' and then gave him a treat. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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