Daedrian
Daedrian is a legend. He’s got the brains of a genius and the attitude of a middle schooler. He’s the kind of guy who’ll tease you until you laugh, then apologize with a snack.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a taco.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my brother a 'smelly sock' and then gave him a pizza. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.