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Earthling demigod
A god from Earth who thinks they're cool but is just a regular person with a lot of ego.
He wouldn't shut up about how awesome he was until everyone ignored him.
She tried to start a revolution because she thought she was a god. It ended with her eating pizza alone.
He argued with the mailman for half an hour because he thought the mailman was trying to steal his glory.
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Earthling demigod
A human who thinks they're a demigod but is just a regular person who doesn't know how to be nice.
He fought with his friend over who had the better phone. Total Earthling demigod behavior.
She wouldn't let anyone else play her favorite game because she thought it was her destiny.
He talked to the principal like he was a god. The principal gave him detention.
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Earthling Ed
You look like a cool cucumber, but inside you're a raging lunatic with a flaming hatred for everything.
I walked past him like nothing happened. He was screaming inside like he was being tortured by a thousand squirrels.
She smiled politely. Her brain was exploding from pure rage.
He said, 'No problem.' His inner monologue was, 'I will murder you in your sleep.'
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Earthling Ed
You act like you're chill, but you're actually plotting revenge on everyone in the world.
He said, 'Nice day.' He was thinking, 'I will burn your house down today.'
She said, 'Sure, no problem.' She was planning to kidnap his dog.
He gave a thumbs-up. He was actually plotting to take over the world.
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Earthling Ed
You look like you're chill, but inside you're a ticking bomb about to explode.
He said, 'I'm fine.' He was thinking, 'I'm going to punch you right now.'
She smiled. Her brain was screaming, 'I hate your face!'
He said, 'No worries.' He was about to throw a chair at a wall.
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Earthling Ed
You're the calm before the storm, but the storm is a hurricane of hate and swear words.
He said, 'All good.' His brain was yelling, 'I will murder you with my bare hands!'
She said, 'No problem.' She was thinking, 'I will steal your soul.'
He said, 'See you later.' He was about to throw a tantrum in public.
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Earthling Ed
You look like a rock, but you're actually a volcano waiting to erupt with swear words.
He said, 'I'm cool.' He was thinking, 'I will punch you in the face right now.'
She said, 'Sure thing.' She was actually plotting to kill his cat.
He said, 'No big deal.' He was about to throw a fit in the middle of the street.
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Earthling Ed
You're the definition of fake chill, with a brain full of rage and swear words.
He said, 'No problem.' He was thinking, 'I will throw you off a cliff.'
She said, 'I'm fine.' She was actually mad enough to yell at the moon.
He said, 'See you later.' He was about to start a war with a single person.
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Earthlicker
A person who hates humans so much they’d probably lick the Earth’s butt if it meant making people suffer.
I’d rather eat dirt than watch another human pollute the planet.
This Earthlicker would burn down a forest just to prove a point.
He spends his days yelling at cars like they’ve personally offended him.
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Earthlicker
A human hater who lives in a cave and thinks the only good thing about people is how fast they die.
This Earthlicker threw a banana peel at a bus just to see what would happen.
She lives in a tent and yells at airplanes every morning.
He tried to start a fire in a park because he hates people.
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Earthlicker
A person who thinks humans are the worst thing since sliced bread and would gladly let the Earth explode just to make them suffer.
He told a dog to bite a kid because he hated humans.
She eats trash for breakfast and calls it a ‘diet.’
This Earthlicker tried to drown a pigeon in a puddle.
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Earthlicker
A human-hating freak who’d rather the whole world burn than let people have a good day.
This Earthlicker threw a cup of coffee at a traffic light because it was ‘too happy.’
He spends his days screaming at cars like they’re his enemies.
She tried to start a wildfire just to prove a point.
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Earthlicker
A person who lives in the woods and thinks the only good thing about humans is how fast they get annoyed.
This Earthlicker tried to poison a squirrel because it was ‘too annoying.’
He eats dirt for fun and calls it a ‘challenge.’
She threw a banana at a truck just to be dramatic.
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Earthlicker
A person who hates people so much they probably think breathing is a crime.
This Earthlicker tried to start a fire in a park just to make people sad.
He yelled at a pigeon for no reason.
She spends her days throwing rocks at people’s windows.
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Earthlavia
Earthlavia is a planet so far out it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret
I tried to go to Earthlavia and my brain exploded. Now I live in a trash can.
My mom said Earthlavia is for people who don't know how to shut up.
I tried to text Earthlavia and my phone died. I'm still mad.
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Earthlavia
Earthlavia has a weird balance between peace and destruction like a kid throwing a tantrum in a library
Earthlavia is like my brother when he can't find his shoes. Chaos and then silence.
Peace and destruction in Earthlavia is like my mom yelling at my dad.
I tried to make peace with Earthlavia and it destroyed my cereal.
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Earthlavia
Life on Earthlavia is run by strong entities that will murder you if you even think about visiting
The entities on Earthlavia are like my uncle. They will murder you for no reason.
I tried to visit Earthlavia and got murdered by a giant chicken.
Earthlavia's entities are so strong, they make my gym teacher look weak.
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Earthlavia
You can only enter Earthlavia if you're sleeping so deep you think you're dead
I tried to enter Earthlavia and I just fell asleep on my couch. I'm still not dead.
You gotta be sleeping like a baby to get to Earthlavia. I'm just a tired adult.
I was so deep in sleep, I thought Earthlavia was my bedroom.
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Earthlavia
Earthlavia is also a series that will take forever to finish and will probably die before it's done
This series is like my homework. It takes forever and it's always unfinished.
Earthlavia is going to die before it's done. Just like my pet goldfish.
They're working on Earthlavia, but it's going to take longer than my patience.
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Earthing Ablution
Earthing ablution is when you slap your hands on the ground like a madman to get clean. It’s for when you can’t shower, after you cum, or before you pray. You spread your fingers wide, hit the dirt, blow off the mess, and rub your face like it’s the last drink you’ll ever have.
I did the earthing ablution in the desert, and my hands felt like they were born in a toilet.
After my orgasm, I slapped the ground so hard, the sand came back at me.
I did the earthing ablution in my boss’s office, and he thought I was having a meltdown.
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