Earthling demigod

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A half-god from Earth who thinks they're special but is really just a glorified human with a bad attitude.

My cousin thinks he's an Earthling demigod because he can do push-ups. He can't even cook ramen.

This guy yells at the bus driver like he's gonna die if the bus doesn't stop right now. Total Earthling demigod.

She fights with her sister over who gets the last slice of pizza. Classic Earthling demigod behavior.

A god from Earth who's barely smarter than a monkey and thinks they're king of the hill.

He bragged about being a demigod for a week until he got into a fight with a dog.

She refused to admit she was wrong even when the evidence was right in front of her face. Earthling demigod, all the way.

This guy argued with a vending machine for ten minutes because he thought it was trying to cheat him.

A half-god who acts like they're important but is just a human with a bad case of delusion.

He tried to take over the school because he thought he was a god. The principal just laughed at him.

She yelled at the sky because her coffee was cold. That's what Earthling demigods do.

He didn't believe the teacher when she said he failed. He said the test was fake.

A god from Earth who thinks they're cool but is just a regular person with a lot of ego.

He wouldn't shut up about how awesome he was until everyone ignored him.

She tried to start a revolution because she thought she was a god. It ended with her eating pizza alone.

He argued with the mailman for half an hour because he thought the mailman was trying to steal his glory.

A human who thinks they're a demigod but is just a regular person who doesn't know how to be nice.

He fought with his friend over who had the better phone. Total Earthling demigod behavior.

She wouldn't let anyone else play her favorite game because she thought it was her destiny.

He talked to the principal like he was a god. The principal gave him detention.