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A number from 0 to 10 that tells you how easy it is to get a girl to sleep with you based on stuff like how old she is, how hot she is, how many boyfriends she’s had, how much she wants to be liked, how bad she wants to have sex, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist. It’s like a love forecast for your dating life.

My Ease of Opening Index is 3. She’s 24 and still dating her ex’s twin brother.

I gave him a 7. He had a 6-pack and a side hustle.

Her EOI was 2. She’s 17 and has a PhD in being annoying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease of Opening Index

A score from 0 to 10 that helps you figure out how many dates and how much cash you’ll need to get a girl to give you a good time. It checks how hot she is, how much she likes being flattered, and how many boyfriends she’s had.

Her EOI was 1. She’s 22 and still in high school.

He’s got a 9. He’s got a car, a job, and a face like a movie star.

Her EOI is 5. She dated three guys last month and still won’t text me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease of Opening Index

A scale that tells you how much effort it’ll take to get a girl to have sex with you. It looks at her age, her hotness, how many guys she’s dated, how much she wants to be liked, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist.

His EOI is 2. He’s 29 and still lives with his mom.

She has a 10. She’s got a degree, a car, and a face like a goddess.

Her EOI is 3. She’s 21 and still in high school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease of Opening Index

A score between 0 and 10 that tells you how much you’ll have to bribe, charm, or annoy a girl to get her to sleep with you. It looks at how old she is, how hot she is, how many guys she’s dated, how much she wants to be liked, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist.

His EOI is 1. He’s 30 and still dating his mom.

She has a 9. She’s got a car, a job, and a face that looks like it was carved by god.

Her EOI is 2. She’s 23 and still in college.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease of Opening Index

A number from 0 to 10 that tells you how likely you are to get a girl to sleep with you. It checks how old she is, how hot she is, how many boyfriends she’s had, how much she likes being flattered, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist.

His EOI is 2. He’s 28 and still dating his ex’s sister.

She has an 8. She’s got a car, a job, and a face that looks like a movie star.

Her EOI is 3. She’s 21 and still in high school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease my body

A Caribbean way to make your butt feel happy by letting out a loud stink and peeing like a racehorse to get rid of all the junk inside you.

My cousin ease my body during the church service and the whole congregation turned around.

I ease my body in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was dying.

At the family dinner, my uncle eased my body so loud the dog ran out of the room.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease my body

When you let out a fart so big it could knock someone over and then you pee so hard it sounds like a fire truck came to your bathroom.

During the test, I eased my body and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.

At the movie theater, I eased my body and the guy next to me yelled, 'What is that? A dragon?'

My friend eased my body in the car and I had to open the window to keep from dying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease my body

A way to get rid of all the mess inside you by letting out a big fart and peeing like you’re trying to win a race.

I eased my body during my mom’s speech and she didn’t even notice.

At the gym, I eased my body and the guy on the treadmill dropped his weights.

During my lunch break, I eased my body and my coworker asked if I was having a seizure.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease drip

Ease drip is when you're too damn horny to cum but your pre cum is leaking like a broken pipe and you're too proud to wipe it up

Bro I'm ease dripping so hard my shirt is getting soaked

I'm ease dripping in the middle of math class and my teacher is giving me the stink eye

I tried to hide my ease drip but my pants are now a puddle of shame

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease drip

Ease drip is when you're so close to cumming but you're too lazy to finish the job and just let your cum leak out like a weakling

I was ease dripping during lunch and my friend asked if I was crying

I tried to hide my ease drip but my sock was soaked

I was ease dripping in the car and the driver asked if I had a leak

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease drip

Ease drip is when you're so damn horny you're leaking like a fountain but you're too cheap to buy a new shirt

I was ease dripping at the mall and my shirt was ruined

I tried to hide my ease drip but my pants were soaked

I was ease dripping during a Zoom call and my boss saw everything

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease drip

Ease drip is when you're so close to cumming but you're too distracted by your phone to finish the job and just leak like a fool

I was ease dripping during my favorite show and my pants were soaked

I tried to hide my ease drip but my phone was covered in cum

I was ease dripping in the gym and the weights were soaked

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease drip

Ease drip is when you're leaking like a broken faucet but you're too damn proud to admit you're not cumming yet

I was ease dripping in the bathroom and my toilet was flooded

I tried to hide my ease drip but my sock was soaked

I was ease dripping during my mom's dinner and she saw everything

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease a Gator Into The Water

When you have to go number two and the world feels like it’s holding its breath.

I was in the middle of a Zoom call and my pants were about to become my new best friend.

My dog looked at me like I had betrayed him.

I had to leave the room and my boss asked if I was okay.

by Slangipedia 16d ago