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Ease a Gator Into The Water

The moment you realize your pants are your only hope.

I was on a date and I had to excuse myself to go to the bathroom.

My cat was judging me from the top of the fridge.

I had to take my mom to the hospital because I was that bad.

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Ease a Gator Into The Water

When your guts feel like they’re trying to escape through your ears.

I was at the grocery store and I had to leave my cart behind.

I texted my friend and said, ‘I think I just committed treason.’

I had to sit on the floor in the lobby of a restaurant.

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Ease a Gator Into The Water

The desperation of a man who has no choice but to go.

I was in the middle of a math test and I had to write my answer in the corner of my paper.

I told my coworker I was going to the restroom and I never came back.

I had to borrow my kid’s pants to get through the day.

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Ease a Gator Into The Water

When you’re so close to the end, you can almost taste it.

I was in the middle of a speech and my voice started to crack.

I had to leave my meeting and my boss looked confused.

I told my friend, ‘I’m not coming to the party, I’m going to die.’

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Ease a Gator Into The Water

The final battle between you and the toilet.

I had to fight my way through the hallway to get to the bathroom.

I told my kid, ‘Don’t even think about going anywhere until I come back.’

I had to take my dog with me to the bathroom.

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Ease Your Squeeze

Telling someone who’s way too hype to chill the heck out and stop being a loud, annoying energy ball.

Hey man, can you not be so loud? I'm trying to think here.

You're like a hype man at a funeral. Just stop.

Ease your squeeze, bro. I can't hear my thoughts anymore.

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Ease Your Squeeze

A rude way to tell someone who’s going on and on like they’re the main event to shut up and let others breathe.

Will you stop talking? You’re louder than a fire alarm.

You’re like a radio on full blast in a quiet room.

Ease your squeeze, I’m trying to live my life here.

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Ease Your Squeeze

A slangy way to tell someone who’s too excited to take a breath and just be normal for a second.

You're like a kid who just got a million dollars for Christmas. Just chill.

Ease your squeeze, I can't even hear my own thoughts.

You're going on like you're the only one who matters.

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Ease Your Squeeze

A rough way to tell someone who's too loud and too happy to just quiet down and act like a human being.

You're like a loudspeaker in a library. Just stop.

Ease your squeeze, I need to think.

You're too happy and too loud. Just be normal.

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Ease Your Squeeze

A funny way to tell someone who’s going on nonstop like they’re the center of the universe to take a break and let others speak.

You're like the sun in a solar system. Just stop shining so much.

Ease your squeeze, I need to breathe.

You're the only one talking. Let someone else speak.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ease Your Squeeze

A profane way to tell someone who’s way too excited to stop being a loud, over-the-top mess and just be quiet for once.

You're like a loud, over-the-top mess in a quiet room. Just shut up.

Ease your squeeze, I can't take it anymore.

You're the loudest person in the room. Just stop.

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To let out a big poop, like a giant dump. It feels like you just took a load off your back, especially after a long day of being crammed up.

"I ease sprung in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss didn't even notice."

"I had to ease spring in the back of the bus. The smell was unforgettable."

"I ease sprung right before the test. I aced it, and I don't know why."

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To blow your pants out with a big poop. It’s like you just let go of all your stress and your pants are now a casualty.

"I ease sprung in the middle of my date. She ran out of the restaurant."

"I ease sprung during a meeting. My boss looked like he was about to cry."

"I ease sprung at the airport. My flight was delayed, but I didn’t care."

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To drop the bomb and feel instantly lighter. It’s like your guts just said, 'I’m out of here.'

"I ease sprung in the middle of a group project. My teammates didn’t ask why."

"I ease sprung during a game. I scored a goal and no one noticed."

"I ease sprung on the bus. The driver gave me a look like he knew what I did."

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To let a big dump out like it’s the last day of school. You feel free and your pants are now a prison.

"I ease sprung during my lunch break. My coworkers were jealous of my freedom."

"I ease sprung on the train. The people around me were horrified."

"I ease sprung during a video call. My mom was watching."

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To let out a giant poop like it’s the end of the world. It’s the best feeling when you’re stuck in a tight spot.

"I ease sprung in the middle of my presentation. My class laughed, but I didn’t care."

"I ease sprung while hiking. The mountain had no idea what hit it."

"I ease sprung in the middle of a fight. The argument stopped."

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To let a big dump out like you just won the lottery. It’s the best feeling when you’re stuck in a tight spot.

"I ease sprung during my interview. They hired me anyway."

"I ease sprung in the middle of a job. My boss didn’t care."

"I ease sprung at the dinner table. My family was in shock."

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A paper plane with a attitude. Best travel buddy ever. Keeps your money in check and your fun in overdrive. Makes math look like a joke. The king of trips, parties like he owns the place. Only problem, he throws a fit if you don’t travel.

My trip was a disaster until I brought him along. Now I’m rich and happy.

He showed up with a budget and a beer. I showed up with a debt and a hangover.

He’s the only one who can make a 12-hour flight feel like a spa day.

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A paper plane with a attitude. Keeps your trip from going to hell. He’s got a budget and a sense of humor. Makes everything easy, like breathing. The best friend of travelers. The only downside? He hates being stuck at home.

He turned my nightmare road trip into a comedy show. I laughed so hard, I forgot my pain.

He came with me on a business trip and made it feel like a vacation. I got a raise and a tan.

He’s the only one who can make a hotel room look like a palace.

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A paper plane with a attitude. The best travel buddy. He’s got money, fun, and a plan. He makes your trip easy like eating pizza. The man of the trip. The only problem is he gets angry if you don’t travel.

He turned my boring trip into a wild ride. I came back with a tan and a broken heart.

He showed up with a budget and a plan. I showed up with a debt and a smile.

He made my trip feel like a party. I got a tan and a new best friend.

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