Ease my body
When you let out a fart so big it could knock someone over and then you pee so hard it sounds like a fire truck came to your bathroom.
During the test, I eased my body and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.
At the movie theater, I eased my body and the guy next to me yelled, 'What is that? A dragon?'
My friend eased my body in the car and I had to open the window to keep from dying.