Ease my body

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A Caribbean way to make your butt feel happy by letting out a loud stink and peeing like a racehorse to get rid of all the junk inside you.
My cousin ease my body during the church service and the whole congregation turned around.
I ease my body in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was dying.
At the family dinner, my uncle eased my body so loud the dog ran out of the room.
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When you let out a fart so big it could knock someone over and then you pee so hard it sounds like a fire truck came to your bathroom.
During the test, I eased my body and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.
At the movie theater, I eased my body and the guy next to me yelled, 'What is that? A dragon?'
My friend eased my body in the car and I had to open the window to keep from dying.
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A way to get rid of all the mess inside you by letting out a big fart and peeing like you’re trying to win a race.
I eased my body during my mom’s speech and she didn’t even notice.
At the gym, I eased my body and the guy on the treadmill dropped his weights.
During my lunch break, I eased my body and my coworker asked if I was having a seizure.
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