Ease of Opening Index

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A number from 0 to 10 that tells you how easy it is to get a girl to sleep with you based on stuff like how old she is, how hot she is, how many boyfriends she’s had, how much she wants to be liked, how bad she wants to have sex, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist. It’s like a love forecast for your dating life.
My Ease of Opening Index is 3. She’s 24 and still dating her ex’s twin brother.
I gave him a 7. He had a 6-pack and a side hustle.
Her EOI was 2. She’s 17 and has a PhD in being annoying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A score from 0 to 10 that helps you figure out how many dates and how much cash you’ll need to get a girl to give you a good time. It checks how hot she is, how much she likes being flattered, and how many boyfriends she’s had.
Her EOI was 1. She’s 22 and still in high school.
He’s got a 9. He’s got a car, a job, and a face like a movie star.
Her EOI is 5. She dated three guys last month and still won’t text me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A scale that tells you how much effort it’ll take to get a girl to have sex with you. It looks at her age, her hotness, how many guys she’s dated, how much she wants to be liked, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist.
His EOI is 2. He’s 29 and still lives with his mom.
She has a 10. She’s got a degree, a car, and a face like a goddess.
Her EOI is 3. She’s 21 and still in high school.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A score between 0 and 10 that tells you how much you’ll have to bribe, charm, or annoy a girl to get her to sleep with you. It looks at how old she is, how hot she is, how many guys she’s dated, how much she wants to be liked, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist.
His EOI is 1. He’s 30 and still dating his mom.
She has a 9. She’s got a car, a job, and a face that looks like it was carved by god.
Her EOI is 2. She’s 23 and still in college.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A number from 0 to 10 that tells you how likely you are to get a girl to sleep with you. It checks how old she is, how hot she is, how many boyfriends she’s had, how much she likes being flattered, and how big her boobs are compared to her waist.
His EOI is 2. He’s 28 and still dating his ex’s sister.
She has an 8. She’s got a car, a job, and a face that looks like a movie star.
Her EOI is 3. She’s 21 and still in high school.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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