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Easement
A bunch of different ways you can get relief from normal stuff, like chores, work, or weird rules.
Beesement? I let my cousin handle the bees. My life is easier.
Breezement is the best. I get to fart and no one judges me.
Freezement means I don’t have to be outside in the cold. Thank you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easement
When two people are super nice to each other and one lets the other have extra comfort or freedom as a thank you.
My friend gave me peasement. I got to eat my cereal and he got to skip his homework.
My mom gave me leasement. I got to use her house without a contract.
My dad gave me greasement. He let me skip car maintenance.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easeh
easy spelled with a Canadian curse word instead of the letter Y
I’m just tryin’ to live my best life, easeh.
You think you’re tough? I’ve had worse days than you, easeh.
This test is so easy, I’m gonna fail, easeh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easeh
the word easy, but it’s like it got hit by a snowplow and a profanity
This game is so easy, I could win with my eyes closed, easeh.
I just got out of bed, easeh, I’m not even ready for this.
You call that a challenge? That’s a nap, easeh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easeh
easy, but said like a drunk Canadian who just got yelled at by their mom
I’m not drunk, I’m just easeh.
If I don’t pass this class, I’m gonna be easeh.
This is so easy, I could do it in my sleep, easeh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easeh
the word easy, but it’s like it’s been cursed by a moose and a swear word
This is the easiest math problem I’ve ever seen, easeh.
I’m not tired, I’m just easeh.
If you call that work, I’m gonna be easeh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easeh
easy, but it sounds like a Canadian who’s been drinking coffee for 20 years and hates everything
This is so easy, I could do it with one hand, easeh.
I’m not late, I’m just easeh.
You think that’s hard? I’ve had harder days, easeh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easeh
the word easy, but it’s like it came out of a Canadian’s mouth after they were yelled at by a bear
This is so easy, I could do it in my sleep, easeh.
I’m not lazy, I’m just easeh.
If I don’t pass this test, I’m gonna be easeh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easefire
A fake truce where one side still kills, just with less noise and more cussing.
The ceasefire was announced, but the enemy just started shooting from behind a tree and cussed my grandma.
They said peace, but I still got stabbed in the back while eating a taco.
The truce was a lie, I got shot in the leg while they snuck up and cussed me out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easefire
When a ceasefire is called, but the real killing happens in the dark, and it’s full of swearing.
They said peace, but I got beaten up in the dark while they called me a f***ing idiot.
The ceasefire was just a cover, I got slashed in the arm and called a f***ing coward.
They signed the ceasefire, but I got ambushed and called a f***ing chicken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easefire
A fake peace where one side still kills, just with more f***ing cussing and less noise.
They said peace, but I still got kicked in the shins and called a f***ing weakling.
The ceasefire was just a lie, I got hit with a hammer and called a f***ing nobody.
I got stabbed in the back while they cussed me out and called me a f***ing loser.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease-out
A lazy way to say goodbye that sounds like you're too tired to care, and you're basically telling the person to shut up and leave you alone.
'Ease-out,' he said, then went back to scrolling TikTok.
She just said 'ease-out' and hung up on me.
I texted 'ease-out' and never replied to his 17th message.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease-out
A dirty version of saying goodbye that makes it sound like you're giving the person the finger and walking away at the same time.
'Ease-out, you annoying little twerp,' he said as he left the room.
She said 'ease-out' and then ate my last burger.
He texted 'ease-out' right after I called him a f***ing moron.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease-out
A slang way to say goodbye that sounds like you're barely holding it together and you're just trying to get out of the conversation before you scream.
'Ease-out,' she said, then cried into her pillow.
He said 'ease-out' and immediately went to his mom's house.
I texted 'ease-out' because I was too f***ing mad to talk anymore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease-out
A slang phrase that means you're done with the conversation and you're not even trying to be polite about it anymore.
'Ease-out,' he said, and left me hanging.
She said 'ease-out' and then blocked me.
I texted 'ease-out' because I had better things to do.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease the oof
To take the pain out of someone’s ass like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat
My mom eased the oof when she gave me a snack after I failed my math test.
My friend eased the oof by giving me his last slice of pizza.
My dog eased the oof by licking my face after I cried my eyes out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease the oof
To make someone’s misery so light it floats away like a fart in a hurricane
My dad eased the oof when he told me he didn’t care about my bad grades.
My teacher eased the oof by letting me leave early.
My cat eased the oof by sitting on my head during my breakdown.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease the oof
To slap a band-aid on a broken heart and call it a full-blown surgery
My crush eased the oof by texting me after I got dumped.
My brother eased the oof by giving me his old video game.
My neighbor eased the oof by yelling at the loud kids next door.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease the oof
To put a smile on someone’s face like they just won the lottery and got a free pizza
My sister eased the oof by bringing me my favorite ice cream.
My crush eased the oof by giving me a hug after I failed my test.
My dog eased the oof by eating my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ease the oof
To make someone’s pain so small it can’t even be bothered to cry
My mom eased the oof by giving me a snack after I failed my math test.
My teacher eased the oof by letting me leave early.
My brother eased the oof by giving me his old video game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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