Easement

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A fancy word for when someone else gets to use a piece of your land for some dumb reason.

My neighbor gets to park his trashy van in my yard every weekend. Classic easement.

The mailman uses my front porch like it's his own. Easement, baby.

My ex got to walk through my house like it was a hotel. Easement gone wrong.

A word land surveyors use to describe something that is or has been completely trashed.

That broken fence? That’s a real mess. Total easement.

The surveyor said the whole plot was an easement. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

That hole in the ground? Definitely an easement.

A guy who doesn’t know how to stop his dumb behavior.

My cousin is an easement. He won’t stop talking during movies.

That guy at the bar? Total easement. Never shuts up.

My brother is a walking easement. He’s always messing with my stuff.

When you don’t have to deal with some annoying or boring thing.

I got beesement. Someone else has to deal with the bees.

Breezement? Yeah, I got that. No farting needed.

I got brieasement. Cheese is good. No need for more drama.

A bunch of different ways you can get relief from normal stuff, like chores, work, or weird rules.

Beesement? I let my cousin handle the bees. My life is easier.

Breezement is the best. I get to fart and no one judges me.

Freezement means I don’t have to be outside in the cold. Thank you.

When two people are super nice to each other and one lets the other have extra comfort or freedom as a thank you.

My friend gave me peasement. I got to eat my cereal and he got to skip his homework.

My mom gave me leasement. I got to use her house without a contract.

My dad gave me greasement. He let me skip car maintenance.