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Easenook
A fancy word for when you’re so relaxed, you could fall asleep in a puddle of spaghetti and not care.
She got a raise and instantly had an easenook. I could hear her snoring from across the room.
My dog stopped barking and had an easenook so strong, the neighbor’s cat joined in.
After I finished my homework, I had an easenook that made my bed feel like a throne.
Easenook
A magical feeling that happens when you stop being a sweaty, screaming mess and become a calm, cool, and collected human being.
He passed his test and turned from a sweaty, screaming mess into a calm, cool, and collected human being.
I had an easenook after I finished my math homework and my dog stopped barking at me.
My boss stopped yelling and I had the best easenook of my life.
Easenook
A moment when you feel so good, you could take a nap in a garbage can and still be happy.
After my mom stopped yelling, I had an easenook so strong, I took a nap in a garbage can.
He finished his work and had an easenook that made his dog happy.
She got a new phone and had the best easenook of the day.
Easenook
When you go from screaming like a banshee to being so relaxed, you could fall asleep in a pool of glitter and not care.
He stopped screaming and had an easenook so big, he fell asleep in a pool of glitter.
After my teacher stopped yelling, I had an easenook that made my dog snore.
She finished her chores and had the best easenook of the week.
Easement Max
A man who shoves it in wherever he can.
He tried to fuck me in the bathroom during lunch.
He fucked my mom while I was doing homework.
He came into my room and just started doing it.
Easement Max
A guy who can't keep it in his pants.
He did it in the hallway during passing period.
He tried to do it in the principal's office.
He messed up my lunch because he was too busy doing it.
Easement Max
The human version of a dog with a stick.
He was doing it in the gym during PE.
He did it in the library while I was reading.
He did it in the music room during band practice.
Easement Max
A guy who can't wait to get it on.
He started doing it in the math class.
He tried to do it in the science lab.
He did it in the art room while I was painting.
Easement Max
A guy who's always got his hand in the cookie jar.
He did it in the computer lab during class.
He did it in the cafeteria during lunch.
He did it in the parking lot after school.
Easement Max
A guy who can't hold back his junk.
He did it in the history class.
He did it in the English room.
He did it in the math room while I was taking a test.
Easement B
A fancy way for land surveyors to say something got totally trashed and is never coming back.
The easement B was like my ex's pizza, trashed and never coming back.
That easement B is the reason I hate Monday mornings.
Easement B is the worst part of my life, and I'm not even exaggerating.
Easement B
Something that was once decent but now is just a pile of crap because of bad planning.
Easement B is like my gym membership, once decent, now a pile of crap.
That easement B is the reason I have a headache every Tuesday.
Easement B is worse than my mom's cooking.
Easement B
A piece of land that got cursed by the gods of construction and never recovered.
Easement B got cursed by the gods of construction, and I believe it.
That easement B is like my dog after he eats my shoes.
Easement B is cursed and I’m not even kidding.
Easement B
A part of the land that got ruined so bad it's like it never existed.
Easement B is like my phone battery, ruined and never coming back.
That easement B got ruined so bad it's like it never existed.
Easement B is the reason I’ve given up on life.
Easement B
Something that was supposed to be good but got totally messed up by the worst people.
Easement B was supposed to be good, but the worst people messed it up.
That easement B is the reason I hate my job.
Easement B got messed up by the worst people, and I witnessed it.
Easement B
A piece of land that got beaten up so hard it can't even stand up straight anymore.
Easement B got beaten up so hard it can't even stand up straight anymore.
That easement B is like my brother after he loses a fight.
Easement B is the reason I can't stand up straight anymore.
Easement
A fancy word for when someone else gets to use a piece of your land for some dumb reason.
My neighbor gets to park his trashy van in my yard every weekend. Classic easement.
The mailman uses my front porch like it's his own. Easement, baby.
My ex got to walk through my house like it was a hotel. Easement gone wrong.
Easement
A word land surveyors use to describe something that is or has been completely trashed.
That broken fence? That’s a real mess. Total easement.
The surveyor said the whole plot was an easement. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
That hole in the ground? Definitely an easement.
Easement
A guy who doesn’t know how to stop his dumb behavior.
My cousin is an easement. He won’t stop talking during movies.
That guy at the bar? Total easement. Never shuts up.
My brother is a walking easement. He’s always messing with my stuff.
Easement
When you don’t have to deal with some annoying or boring thing.
I got beesement. Someone else has to deal with the bees.
Breezement? Yeah, I got that. No farting needed.
I got brieasement. Cheese is good. No need for more drama.
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